Shawn was a good mechanic who was desperately short on people skills. The boss knew to keep customers away, because Shawn wasn’t afraid to share his opinion of them. One day, a couple of divas travelling to the coast brought in a new Mercedes that was making a racket.
The boss asked for the keys, but they insisted on ‘speaking to the mechanic’. Taken to the garage, they looked at Shawn, recoiled with disgust, and one of them said, “Eww, you totally look like a sleazeball!” Shawn looked up and said, “Well, shucks ladies, I apologize if I make you homesick.” …and that’s when the fight started!