May 082012
 

Mommy and BabyWhen you were 3 months old, she fed, bathed and changed you.
You thanked her by crying all night long.

When you were 1 year old, she taught you how to walk.
You thanked her by running away when she called you.

When you were 5, she bought you a new outfit for the holidays.
You thanked her by falling into a mud pudding.

When you were 10, she drove you to and from your friend’s places.
You thanked her by jumping out of the car, and never Continue reading »

Apr 122012
 

John Brown Motor Engineers  Fielden Street Glasgow

The older I get, the more I seem to think about the past. When I get a few spare minutes, I like to scratch out a tale, and while writing about starting my first job, and a guardian angel that a friend’s wife had encountered, I began thinking about my own guardian angel moment.

I started my working life, John Brown Motor Engineers, Fielden street Glasgow (seen in the photo above). Through those big double doors were the petrol and diesel pumps. To the left of the highest part of the building, is the main repair shop, and inside the highest part is a forecourt. It was there that I pumped gas and washed cars, and was a Continue reading »

Apr 102012
 

Creeky Is Officially The World's Oldest Clown

Creeky Is Officially The World’s Oldest Clown

As his larger-than-life clown shoes shuffle along methodically while working a crowd, causing laughter and wide-eyed wonder from children, Floyd “Creeky” Creekmore is one of the quieter acts in the circus. But there’s history behind those wrinkled eyes smiling through stage makeup. At 95 years old, Floyd was recently dubbed the oldest performing clown in the world, and he’s living proof that laughter is the best medicine.

Sure, there’s fewer magic tricks up his oversized Continue reading »

Apr 072012
 

Flames of Misfortune

By Robin Lindzer

Kelli Cook wiped her eyes as she walked out of the mausoleum. Her brother, Vince, walked beside her with his head down. “Well,” Vince sighed, “now we get to deal with the house.” “Is that all you can think about, cleaning up mom’s house?” Kelli asked, stopping to stare at Vince. Her eyes flashed with anger. “Not even fifteen minutes out of the funeral, and you’re worried about that damned house. Unbelievable!” “C’mon,” Vince replied. “You have to admit, it’s a pit. And since dad’s gone, it’s up to us to get rid of all that crap. Personally, I say we take everything out back and burn it. Without a reply, Kelli hurried to her car and drove off.

Two and a half weeks later, on a Saturday, Vince and Kelli met outside their Continue reading »

Apr 032012
 

Life Is Real, Life Is Earnest, It Is Not An Empty Dream
Mrs.Usha,
Cempaka International Ladies College.

One early morning, when there was a thunderstorm, the air seem to be very cool and crisp. The birds were out enjoying the day, as I frolicked on the wet grass, revealing my enjoyment in disseminating my inner feeling of rejoicing to everything around me in the garden. I was in the hostel answering many phone calls, and felt very proud at that moment, for the affection being showed to me by Continue reading »

Mar 292012
 

Guardian Angel Ghost Story…

This story was told to me by a good friend of mine, and I have no reason to suppose that it’s not true.

My pal, Mick, stays in Enfield, London. His wife started to have the same dream, night after night. In her dream, she was walking through a part of a town that she’d never been in before. Just before she woke up, she always ended up at the same shop, an old shoe shop she was completely unfamiliar with.

A few days later, Mick’s wife, and some of her friends, decided to have a girly day out. They took a bus to a shopping centre that they usually didn’t go to, and after having lunch and wandering about shopping, she Continue reading »

Mar 162012
 

A Gift to Your Children

It has been said that when an old person dies, a library is burnt to the ground.  And the metaphor is appropriate.  A long life of experiences, love, laughter and knowledge becomes inaccessible.  Gone forever, unless – unless those stories, experiences and earned wisdoms are preserved by the written word or by our modern electronic recording devices prior to the passing of that elder.

We, the seniors in this new millennium, grew up in a world that no longer exists.  Now I am not just talking about old coots like myself.  If you are over forty, the world in which you went to school and Continue reading »

Feb 282012
 

How awesome are people in New Orleans? Absolutely Awesome! When an 11-year-old girl with autism went to see the Krewe of Muses parade during Mardi Gras, a man almost set her hair on fire with his cigarette, and spilt beer over her before calling her a “retard”, at first to his friends, and then later to her face. Emily Mueller was reduced to tears long before she ever got to see any of her favorite parade.

That night, her angry mother, Amy Mueller, posted the girl’s experience online, detailing the Continue reading »

Feb 232012
 

Jake was an angry young man who hated everybody. He also hated shopping. He was walking angrily around in a large department store, when he spotted a cashier handing a little boy holding a new doll back some money. The boy couldn’t have been more than 5 years old. Jake heard the cashier say, “Sorry, Hon, but you just don’t have enough money.” The little boy turned to an old woman next to him and said, ”Granny, are you sure we don’t have enough money?” Choking back tears, the woman replied, ”Oh sweetie, you know we don’t.” She asked him to Continue reading »

Feb 142012
 

Senior CitizenA fragile and frail senior citizen stood in the line at the post office, a line that wound its way almost to the front door. A concerned customer behind her said, as he pointed to a stamp machine built into the far wall, “Ma’am, you must be getting very tired. Did you know there’s a stamp machine over there in the corner? “Why yes, thank you dear,” the elderly lady replied, “but I’ll just wait here a little while longer. It’s nearly my turn now.”

The good samaritan became almost insistent. “But, Continue reading »

Feb 142012
 

fishermanSpeech is an art. When one knows what, when and how to talk, such a person will surely be successful in life, as demonstrated in the following story:

As King Haroun and Queen Zubayda were sitting in their palace one day, a fisherman selling fresh fish appeared before them. The king decided to buy a fish, and gave the fisherman 4,000 dirham for it. The fisherman was overjoyed. He profusely thanked the king and left.

Queen Zubayda turned to her husband in anger, and scolded him Continue reading »

Jan 242012
 

roseBenjamin Kubelsky loved his wife, and he always wanted her to know, so in his will he made arrangements for his widow to receive a single rose every day. Benjamin met Mary when she was fourteen years old, though they did not marry until she was twenty two.

They were not only lovers and best friends, they were business partners in the entertainment world. They married in 1927, and upon Benjamin’s death in 1974, his will had arranged for flowers, specifically a single long-stemmed red rose, to be delivered daily to his widow, Mary Livingstone, for the rest of her life.

Livingstone died nine years later on June 30, 1983. Oh, by the way, you older folks probably used to watch Benjamin Kubelsky all the time. You see, his stage name was “Jack Benny”.