6 a.m. – Morning News – To get your day off on the wrong foot, all the bad news that happened overnight is presented. The depressed mindset you develop counterbalances the stimulants you took in at breakfast in the form of sugar, caffeine and fried pork.
9 a.m. – The Whiners – Reality Show – The stars of this show make up various complaints on what they don’t like about the world. Plus they continually bitch about things that don’t go their way. Then they make up reasons why other people should change. But The Whiners never take a close look at their own life and do what is needed to be changed there.
10 a.m. – Medical Drama – Hypochondriacs compete with each other on who has the worst ailments. The winner gets an all expenses paid trip to anywhere on the globe where they can get infected with anything and everything.
11 a.m. – It’s Not My Time Yet – Talk Show – People relate stories on how they dream about