Canadian Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, was less than amused recently as reporters laughed hysterically when he stepped up to the podium to address an international press conference. Apparently a Quebec graphic artist, Luc Warm, had prepared what was supposed to be a bilingual podium facing, and used a spelling error to make what many feel in Quebec is an accurate political statement.

There is a now an exhaustive international manhunt on for Warm, who is believed to have fled for the tropics. Luc is described as 5 foot 10 inches tall, has dark hair, brown eyes, weighs 175 pounds and Continue reading »

One day, in his contract law class, Professor Jenson asked one of his better students, “Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?” The student replied, “Here’s an orange.” The professor was livid, and said, “No! No! Think like a lawyer!”

The student began again, “I would hand him the orange, and inform him, ‘I hereby give, and convey unto you, all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages, with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein, before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding’.”