How Do You Know That He Is A Politican?

One cold winter day, Dan and Stan built a skating rink in the middle of their pasture. A guy herding sheep that they didn’t recognize decided to take a shortcut right across the new rink. However, the sheep were scared of the ice, and refused to cross. Desperate, the shepherd began pulling them to the other side. Dan snarled, “Darn politician!”Stan asked, “How do you know he’s a politician?” Dan answered, “Because, they’re always trying to pull the wool over our ice!”