Rob Ford Choses New Chief Of Staff
In rebuttal to the recent exodus of employees from his government, Toronto’s mayor, Rob Ford, has chosen a new deputy chief and chief of staff. After a rigorous and exhausting hiring process, the two people who applied for the positions were selected, based on very specific criteria that Ford insisted on. Toronto’s mayor allegedly directed city staff to find ‘suitable’ employees with a minimum of the following qualifications:
– Number of teeth must directly correlate to their IQ.
– Completed at least one year in kindergarten
– Strong connections to ‘reputable’ drug dealers
– Incapable of even remembering their home address
Oscar O’Toole (left) was chosen as the chief of staff, while his younger brother, Billy O’Toole, became the deputy chief of staff. Both are seen here posing for the media after officially assuming their new roles.