Here Are 23 Signs That You’re A Nerd…
How can you tell if you’re a nerd? Well, here’s 23 real good signs that you do things in a nerdly fashion that’s peculiar to nerdy personalities.
- You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.
- A VRML (virtual walk through a park) is your idea of a good date.
- Your bookmarks take 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
- Your glasses have a website image burned into them.
- Your dreams are in HTML.
- You call going to the bathroom ‘downloading’.
- You introduce yourself as “Jim at gmail.com”.
- You step out of your room and realize that your parents moved, but you don’t have a clue of when it happened.
- You turn on a baby monitor when leaving the room so you can hear if a new e-mail arrives.
- Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
- All of your friends have an @ symbol in their names.
- You like computers more than you like people.
- Your dog has its own home page.
- Your dog’s homepage is actually quite good.
- You check your mail. It says “no new messages”. So you check it again.
- You don’t know the sex of three of your closest friends because they have neutral nicknames, and you’ve never bothered to ask.
- Your husband has had a beard for two months and you still haven’t noticed.
- You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom, and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
- You tell the kids that they can’t use the computer because, “Mommy’s got work to do”, but you don’t even have a job.
- The last date you had was with a jpeg.
- You’ve had an estimate for how much it would cost to replace the computer chair with a toilet.
- Your wife says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy her a computer so the two of you can chat.
- As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the “back” button.
