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Face Flexor Mask Prevents Aging

Face Flexor Mask Prevents Aging

Have you looked in the mirror lately, concerned about gravity taking it’s toll? Are your facial features sagging a little too much, but plastic surgery just isn’t for you? The answer to your problems may be the Face Flexor Mask!

This patented little exercise invention is designed to firm up drooping facial flesh with quicker and better results than plain old regular facial exercises. To use it, just strap the Face Flexor Mask on and squeeze the air pump several times.

The inflatable vinyl lining of the Face Flexor Mask will expand and press against your face making facial exercises much more difficult. But not to worry, more resistance means shorter workouts. As an added bonus you get the attached calorie counter and timer. Why not wear the Face Flexor while you eat lunch. It’s like killing two birds with one stone. And hey, your co-workers will have a scream.

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