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Prosthetic Testicles Give Neutered Dogs Confidence

Prosthetic Testicles Give Neutered Dogs Confidence

Redneck Dogs - neuticlesCosmetic surgery for pets has evolved. Now, no longer are your options limited just to cropped ears and tails. No sir! Now there’s prosthetic testes (artificial dog testicles).

Is Duke a little down in the dumps since the ol’ snip and yip? Does he feel even worse, because you have not only made him a canine Eunuch, now his missing daddy danglers advertise it to the whole world? We found the solution, Neuticles!

Neuticles allows your pet to retain his ‘natural look’ and self-esteem, and they aid in the neutering. You’d think this would be a bit of niche market, but apparently over 425,000 pet owners worldwide have selected Neuticles as a safe, practical and inexpensive option for replacing little PePe’s jumping beans.

And, not only will Neuticles replace old King’s clackers, they offer ear and eye implants too.

For more information, visit: www.neuticles.com.

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