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English Is A Hard Language To Learn Part 11 | By Ron Murdock

English Is A Hard Language To Learn Part 11 | By Ron Murdock

English is one of the most complex languages on Earth to learn, and here are some very good reasons why:

It was time for the swan to do its swan song.

One should say merci when shown mercy.

The fly learned how to zip up the fly on its pants.

What was seen at the scene?

The gnu knew nothing new today.

Do fire a person from their job for starting a fire.

A woman called Dot used the dot at the end of her sentences.

The parking lot had a lot of space to it.

It’s wise to not pound a nail into your finger nail.

The fairy liked to take a ferry ride.

You don’t have to climb high on a ladder to get a natural high.

Depending on the size of the cooking pot you can grow any amount of pot in it.

Mark got a good mark on his school essay.

A virgin woman strayed into the virgin wilderness.

There was a good spread of food spread across the table.

A pet cause for a person could be to pet your pet.


Ron Murdock has lived and worked in Western Canada all his life, and will continue to do so until his last day on Planet Earth. He has a good number of interests and hobbies which include dogs, freight trains, baseball and astronomy. Ron wants to know what the truth is, and nothing but the truth, and will do what research it takes to find it. The best compliment he can get is when a person says his writing, or what he says, gets them seeking.

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