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Honest Dictionary Tells It Like It Is

Honest Dictionary Tells It Like It Is

Northern Star Dictionary

New dictionary terms from The Northern Star Dictionary.

Fun Dictionary definitions.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late, and late when you are early.

Cigarette: Tobacco rolled in paper, that when lit, has fire on one end and a fool on the other.

Classics: Books that people praise, but do not read.

Committee : Individuals who do nothing individually, that come together to decide that nothing can be done.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes they got the biggest piece.

Conference: The confusion of one person multiplied by the number present.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees.

Criminal: A person no different from the rest….except for being caught.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills with pills, which in turn cause ills.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Experience: Man-speak for mistakes.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer, to the notes of the students, without passing through “the minds of either”

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Office: A place to relax after strenuous home life.

Opportunist: A person who accidentally falls into a river and starts bathing.

Optimist: A person who, while falling from Eiffel tower, says midway, “See, I’m okay!”

Smile: A curve that sets a lot of things straight.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

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