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How To Clean A Toilet Handsfree | Advice From A Dog

How To Clean A Toilet Handsfree | Advice From A Dog

Seven Simple Steps To Make Your Toilet Sparkle And Shine

1. Lift both lids on your toilet bowl, and add a couple of capfuls of pet shampoo to the water.
2. Go to where the cat is sleeping, pick it up gently, and carry it to the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and quickly close both lids. The cat’s actions will act as agitation, and make ample suds. (You may need to stand on the lid and disregard the noises coming from the toilet. The kitty cat actually enjoys it.)
4. Flush the toilet three or four times.
5. Have someone open all the doors that lead outside.
6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
7. The cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside, where it will dry itself. After this procedure, both the toilet, and the cat will be sparkling clean! It’s so fast and easy.

Sincerely – The Dog

cute puppy

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