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William

Canadian Property Purchase Prank

Now Anyone, Anywhere, Can Own Real Canadian Property! Have you, or someone that you know, ever dreamed of owning Canadian property? Well, we have the perfect property prank gift for you! Canadian Property Prank Package – A Hilarious Way To Have Fun! Now you can actually buy a piece of real Canadian property for yourself or someone else and you …
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William

How To Use Humor To Be More Attractive

By: Sven Hyltén-Cavallius Laughter Is Beneficial To Health According to researchers, laughing can be very beneficial to one’s health. And a great sense of humor can make a lot of difference in one’s attractiveness, especially to prospective partners. Survey results conducted by several magazines found that having great sense of humor ranked number three as a personality trait that attracts …
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viruses and the brain
William

Thoughts On Mind Viruses Part 2 | Ron Murdock

To Meme Or Not To Meme Every mind needs a good cleansing once in awhile. Any memes that accumulate over time needs to be flushed down the toilet. Then a firewall is needed to keep mind viruses away. Negative memes are to be replaced with positive ones. Just don’t settle for things that compromise your integrity. Richard Brodie makes a …
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William

There Is No Shame In Being Stupid

Stupid Shaming Needs To End When did being ‘stupid‘ become a sin? It sure seems to me that it must of been a long, long time ago, because people have been abusing, oppressing, exploiting and blaming stupid people for a very long time. Oh sure, there’s laws like ‘fraud’ and such to protect them, but let’s be honest, stupid people …
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William

The 12 Days Of Christmas: A Hilarious Canadian Twist

Embrace the spirit of the Great White North with the “12 Days of Christmas – The Canadian Version” by W. Lewis. From the heart of the Rockies to the bustling streets of Toronto and the wind swept eastern shores, we bring you a comical twist on a cherished holiday song. So, grab your toques, favorite beverages, recreational herb and settle …
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William

Recall Has Become A Ball | Will’s Thoughts

I recall a time of crackling fireplaces and radios, folks in real close quarters, eating meals at tables, familial pecking orders and unconditional cooperation. It was a time when the fragrant flowers on the table came from just outside the door, and the fruit piled high in baskets came from trees in the back yard. It was a time when …
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William

Some People Should Not Be Farmers

Some Of The Smartest People Do The Stupidest Things Some people simply should not be farmers. Such was the case with Harry and Sylvia, childless professionals nearing retirement. They’d shared a common dream of one day owning their own self-sufficient farm since the day they’d met, and due to years of focusing solely upon their careers and saving, now had …
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William

A Joke A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

by Iqbal Ahmad Laughter Is The Best Medicine Does a joke a day actually help keep doctors away when there are so many more issues today that make our lives more hectic, and so little respite from the constantly mounting pressures? Pressures such as the tough competition to stay ahead of everybody, finding a way to plan and save for …
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Finding Work Is Hard Today
William

Finding A Job Hard Is Hard To Do [VIDEO]

Finding A Job Hard Is Hard To Do Finding a job today is much harder today than it once was, because employers seem to now demand impossible employment standards. The video “Impossible Employment Standards” by Haywire Willy are his thoughts about the changes in employment requirements that he’s seen take place over the last 50 years. If you’re unemployed and …
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Chefs Art Napoleon and Dan Hayes - Moosemeat And Marmalade
Cathie

Moosemeat And Marmalade

Moosemeat And Marmalade Is As Funny As It Sounds Moosemeat and Marmalade is a television series that’s every bit as funny as its name. With true Canadian humor it matches a First Nation forest foraging chef with a prim and proper British chef and it’s a recipe for hilarity. The show pairs the highly skilled naturalist, musician, comedian and campfire …
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Cathie

23 Signs That You’re A Nerd

Here Are 23 Signs That You’re A Nerd… How can you tell if you’re a nerd? Well, here’s 23 real good signs that you do things in a nerdly fashion that’s peculiar to nerdy personalities. You kiss your girlfriend’s home page. A VRML (virtual walk through a park) is your idea of a good date. Your bookmarks take 15 minutes …
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Hell With Stairs To Path To Heaven
Cathie

The Politician And Saint Peter [JOKE]

One Day In Hell, And One Day In Heaven While leaving the legislature one day, a politician is tragically hit by a falling stone and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter. “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “But, before you settle in, there is a problem. We seldom see political officials around here, so …
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Redneck Wedding Photo Album
Cathie

Our Redneck Wedding Picture Album

Redneck Wedding Pictures For your viewing enjoyment we’re sharing our redneck wedding picture album. It all started with Billy Bob a pickin’ up his blushin’ bride in a limo when she got off werk at the 7-11. The groom’s daddy drove into Burger King to fetch up the reeception viddles. The bride gets herself dressed for the big to do. …
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Learned From Kids - Little Boy Pouting With Black Cat
Cathie

What I Learned From My Children

Today I thought I’d share a list of what I learned from my children. For those who have children, this list is not funny. For those who are pregnant, this list is a warning. For those who have not yet had children, this list is birth control. My children taught me that a king size waterbed holds enough water to …
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Children See Hear Speak No Evil - Funny Kids
Cathie

Kids Say The Funniest Things | Part 2

Kids Say The Funniest Things Art Linkletter once had a TV show called ‘Kids Say The Funniest Things” that highlighted the marvelous minds of children. Here’s a list of more of the funniest things that kids say. Brittany had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her …
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