The Northern Star Magazine Online

Mind Blowing Stuff To Read
Menu
  • Home
  • Humor
  • WTF
  • Animals
  • Ron’s Rambles
  • Games/Sports
  • Will’s Thoughts
  • Beauty
  • Inspirational
  • Misc
  • Entertainment
  • Val’s Life Views
  • True or False
  • Lifestyles
  • Tech
  • Health
Home
Animal And Pet Stories
Man Wakes Up To Find Dog Ate His Penis

Man Wakes Up To Find Dog Ate His Penis

Penis Gone

Penis Aggressively Amputated

The next time that you get to thinking about getting naked, going outside and trying to pet a strange dog, you may want to think back on the following story. After consuming a ‘quantity’ of alcohol, a 64 year old Dominican Republic man woke to find himself in the hospital. Well, at least most of him. Imagine his surprise when he woke up to find out that he was missing his penis.

Dismembered Member

geraldo ramosIn an interview with TV station, Noticias Sin, Geraldo Ramos (seen here) said that he woke up with no penis after blacking out drunk the night before and didn’t have the slightest clue how it had happened (the missing penis). Ramos said he simply cannot recall the point where he went from being very inebriated, to getting rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery on his dismembered “member”.

Search For Missing Penis Unsuccessful

Neighbors, however, were able to bring a little light onto the matter. They claim that a drunken, naked Ramos approached a dog and it attacked him. They didn’t explain why Geraldo approached the animal (or vice versa), or what his intentions were, but apparently the animal found his actions alarming enough to try to remove Ramos’s ability to ever breed again. Despite a grueling search, which spanned almost 15 minutes and involved a police officer, a cigarette, a bicycle, three kids and two disinterested grandmothers, neither the dismembered member or the canine allegedly responsible for dismembering the member has ever found.

Prev Article
Next Article

Related Articles

Cats Sunning In Window
Miss Screwrightoff proceeded to research cat food herself. It is …
Cathie

Researching Cat Food | Will’s Thoughts

Random Jokes, Questions and Quote Cover
Jokes to make you laugh out loud, quotes to expand …
Cathie

Random Jokes | Questions | Quotes | Part 3

About The Author

Cathie

Stand Beside or Stand Aside T-Shirt

Dang Woman!

DANG WOMAN! a hilarious guide to unsuccessfully outwitting a woman :-)small dang woman ad Available in paperback and E-book

Check Out These Great Stories Too!

  • Random Jokes | Questions | Quotes | Part 10Random Jokes | Questions | Quotes | Part 10
  • Explaining The New NHL Playoff Format | By Clifford T. HofferdExplaining The New NHL Playoff Format | By Clifford T. Hofferd
  • Let Us Not Rid Ourselves Of The Individual | By Ron MurdockLet Us Not Rid Ourselves Of The Individual | By Ron Murdock
  • Lessons The Creator Teaches UsLessons The Creator Teaches Us
  • How To Make Your Life 100% SuccessfulHow To Make Your Life 100% Successful
  • Giant Picnic Basket Office BuildingGiant Picnic Basket Office Building
  • Will’s Thoughts | I’m Sorry Senior CitizensWill’s Thoughts | I’m Sorry Senior Citizens
  • Pool Tables Are Cool Tables When Custom MadePool Tables Are Cool Tables When Custom Made
  • Homemade Velveeta Cheese RecipeHomemade Velveeta Cheese Recipe
  • Have You Been To France Before?Have You Been To France Before?

You Might Also Like

  • The Story Of The Princess And The Frog
  • I Am Wherever There Is Love
  • The Enchanted Forest Is Found In Revelstoke British Columbia
  • I Just Do Not Measure Up | By Val Enders
  • Intelligence Toilet II – Now Urine The Know

The Northern Star Magazine Online

Mind Blowing Stuff To Read
Copyright © 2025 The Northern Star Magazine Online
Terms and Conditions | Privacy Policy | Cookie Policy