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Cathie October 15, 2011

Will’s Thoughts | Joining the Greenagers!

Will’s Thoughts – Staying Young Forever By Joining the Greenagers! The first half of my life I was told to act my age. So far, in the second half of my life, I’m hearing the same darn thing! To date, I ain’t figured out exactly what the heck ‘act your age’ means. To me, when somebody tells me to act …
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Dogs Watching TV
Cathie October 11, 2011

Nestle Purina Advertising Gimmicks

The Nose Knows It’s bad enough that our kids are hooked on video games and computers, now a dog food company is trying to get our four-legged companions hooked on TV commercials. Ads Use Inaudible Sounds To Humans A Nestle Purina dog food commercial for Beneful dog food features sounds that only dogs can hear. Inaudible to humans, the commercial …
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True Or False? Golfer Killed By Golf Club
Cathie October 4, 2011

True Or False? Golfer Killed By Golf Club

True or False? A golfer was killed by a golf club that he broke in anger. There is a story about a young spoiled golfer, so upset by a bad drive that he had made, that he smashed his golf club on a nearby bench. When he did, the golf club’s shaft broke and sprang back at him, the jagged …
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Dog Butt Censored
Cathie September 27, 2011

Prosthetic Testicles Give Neutered Dogs Confidence

Cosmetic surgery for pets has evolved. Now, no longer are your options limited just to cropped ears and tails. No sir! Now there’s prosthetic testes (artificial dog testicles). Is Duke a little down in the dumps since the ol’ snip and yip? Does he feel even worse, because you have not only made him a canine Eunuch, now his missing …
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Helping Senior Citizen
Cathie September 27, 2011

Will’s Thoughts | I’m Sorry Senior Citizens

Will’s Thought’s – I’m sorry for things that I have not done for senior citizens. I drove past the cemetery on a cold, gray blustery day, and saw an old woman kneeling beside a grave. As the wind whipped her scarf, her concentration never faltered, her gaze was fixed far beyond our world. For a brief second, empathy flooded my …
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Japanese Hay Fever Hat
Cathie September 21, 2011

Japanese Hay Fever Hat Is A Fashion Sensation

The amazing Hay Fever hat allows people to go about their lives with confidence, knowing that tissue is always at hand.
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True Or False? Cordless Phones Dial 911 When Their Batteries Die
Cathie September 13, 2011

True Or False? Cordless Phones Dial 911 When Their Batteries Die

It’s not enough that dumb crooks have unwittingly called 911, but sometimes it is old cordless phones that summon help. Operators across North America still get calls from old cordless phones that malfunction and dial 911, said Nancy Branson, a spokesperson for a 911 district. She said, “What happens with cordless phones, is that there’s a kind of chatter between …
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pinky swear best friends
Cathie September 13, 2011

Best Friends Forever, Until They Had A Fight

Sandi and Clara were best friends forever, until they had a fight. It was over some unimportant trivial point,  The next day Clara tried to talk to Sandi, but was given the cold shoulder. She tried smiling at Sandi, who just tossed her hair angrily, ground her teeth and stomped away. While Clara said nice things about Sandi, Sandi spread …
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First Ascent Peak XV snow suit
Cathie September 13, 2011

First Ascent Peak XV Snow Suit – Extreme Cold Weather Gear

This is the ultimate extreme cold weather survival gear, and it puts all other winter gear to shame.
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