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Electronic Smile Enhancer
Cathie February 8, 2011

Electronic Smile Enhancer – Okay Everyone, Ready? SMILE!

Have you ever gone to get that great family portrait taken, only to have your kids refuse to smile? Or, how about visiting a relative’s house and having to beg your child to smile and act happy to see old Uncle Fred? Well, you’re not alone. All parents, at some point, want their children to put on a fake smile. …
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Knokkers
Cathie February 1, 2011

Missouri Is Famous For It’s Knokkers

At some point, everyone with a pool table has played a game by rolling the cue ball with their hand instead of using a cue stick. Without knowing it, they’re playing a miniature version of Knokkers, only the real game is played on a table four times the size of a regulation pool table, and is a new sport that …
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Medical Marijuana Soda Pop
Cathie February 1, 2011

Soda Pot, A Line Of Medical Marijuana Soft Drinks

A California entrepreneur came up with a sparkling idea, Soda Pot (Canna Cola), a line of medical marijuana soft drinks. Clay Butler, a resident of Soquel, and a commercial artist, says that he plans to supply medical marijuana dispensaries with his bubbley buzz which contains marijuana’s psychoactive ingredient THC, according to the Santa Cruz Sentinel newspaper. Marijuana drinks are currently …
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Soccer ball and Net
Cathie January 16, 2011

My Dad Was Watching Me Today

There was a young boy who used to come for soccer practice, but never made it on the team. While he was practicing, his father used to sit at the far end of the field, waiting. At the end of the year the tournaments started, but for days the boy didn’t show up, not even for the quarter or semifinals. …
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puppy
Cathie January 2, 2011

The Puppy I Want To Buy – Lesson From Little Boy

How Much Is That Puppy? A pet store owner was tacking a sign above the door that read “Puppies for Sale”. Signs have a way of attracting children. Soon a little boy appeared and asked, “How much do you charge for a puppy?” The store owner said, “Anywhere from $30 to $50.” The boy reached into his pocket and pulled …
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Lunar Baby Thermometer
Cathie December 27, 2010

Lunar Baby Thermometer Is Non-Invasive And Easy To Use

Designer Duck Young Kong has created the Lunar Baby Thermometer, a simple and un-invasive way to check body temperature, without the placing of glass sticks in orifices of discontent. It’s as easy as putting your hand on a forehead to measure body heat. Checking the temperature by scanning the forehead with this device is easier and faster, since it eliminates …
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death
Cathie December 8, 2010

The Story Of Four Friends

There was once a rich merchant who had four friends. He loved the fourth friend most and gave him only the best. He also loved the third friend very much. He was proud of his third friend’s talents. The man’s second friend was a kind and considerate person, always patient and, in fact, the merchant’s personal confidante. Whenever the merchant …
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parking lot
Cathie December 7, 2010

Parking Lots Are A Bigger Environmental Threat Than Oil

Parking lots are a bigger environmental threat than oil. When you’re looking for one, it might seem like every parking spot on Earth has been taken, but ponder this: there’s at least 500 million empty spaces, just in the United States alone, at any given time. Climate scientists say that little research has been done to estimate the impact that …
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Silhouette Couple In Love
Cathie December 1, 2010

I Love You Bryan Anderson

The wind was howling, sleet was slashing at his windshield, and he was devastated to have been turned down for another job. Suddenly he saw an old lady stranded on the side of the road. It was obvious that she needed help. He pulled his beater car up in front of her Mercedes and got out. Even though he had …
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