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Global Flooding Spawns A Line Of High Heeled Flippers

Global Flooding Spawns A Line Of High Heeled Flippers

With so much flooding going on, how does a chic girl stay fashionable? The Northern Star scoured the internet to find a solution, and did.

We now proudly present, for your aquatic adventures, High Heeled Flippers! They’re perfect for staying in fashion as your home is swept away by raging rivers. Unfortunately, the only High Heeled Flippers that we could locate were part of a 2006 art exhibition by Paul Schietekat.

But ya know, Paul might want to rethink this idea and start mass producing them for retail stores. In this wacky world that we live in, we bet he would make a fortune!

High Heeled Flippers

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