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University Degrees So Easy A Dog Can Earn Them

University Degrees So Easy A Dog Can Earn Them

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Can you really buy fake university degrees?

Are you sick of being excluded from lucrative employment opportunities? Well, we found a solution. Get your MBA at Degrees for Dollars! Forget all those tedious classes, tuition and trollish professors. In fact, you can get a degree for everyone in the family, including your pets! Turn your entire home into a professor’s lounge, where everyone literally has the best education that money can buy.

Avoid all the hassles of traditional education, just do what your boss and local politicians did, either collect enough cereal box tops to trade in for a degree, or simply buy fake degrees. The educational institution offering accelerated long distance courses that we recommend, is the American University of London (AUOL).

According to their website, their courses “have been designed to the most exacting standards, in accordance with the most stringent criteria, in order to provide outstanding education at an affordable price.” Upon ‘graduation’, AUOL issues corresponding degrees, and post-graduate qualifications, in business, IT, law, education and liberal arts, the humanities and English.

Though they have about the same value today as a traditional degree, American University of London degrees are actually fake degrees. In order to prove how easy it is to get fake degrees from them, BBC Newsnight enrolled a dog named ‘Pete’, as one ‘Peter Smith’.

Stating in the application that Peter was a management consultant from South London, with an undergraduate degree from a real UK University, his credentials were e-mailed to AUOL, and the £50 ($84.50) mandatory application fee was paid. Peter was then asked to provide the institution’s photocopies of his previous qualifications and a photograph of himself, which he could not, and did not do.

Despite his lack of compliance, four days later Peter received a message from AUOL, stating that his application for a degree had been processed, and that in two weeks he would officially be registered as an MBA graduate of the American University of London. Oh, the only other thing that Pete still needed to do to become an AUOL MBA, was to provide them with £4,500 ($7,604.00), which he could not, and did not do. Pete never received fake degrees, but he wasn’t too upset, and was last seen consoling himself with a large ham bone.

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