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panty hose dogs
Cathie

I Will Pass On The Pantyhose | By Val Enders

I knew I’d have to resurrect the pantyhose for the evening, a thought I dreaded. Of course I’d have to shave my legs first, because the nylon tends to accentuate hairy legs...
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Fly Bathing
Cathie

Fly You Are Just Too Darn Gross For Me | By Val Enders

I was sitting at my desk when, out of no where, a deranged fly zoomed by my head. It was out of control and obviously hadn't a clue what...
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peek-a-boo
Cathie

Peek-A-Boo Where Are You | By Val Enders

There must be other people that live in our house without our knowledge or permission.
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Party Time
Cathie

It is 3:00 AM | Shaddup Already | By Val Enders

Hubby and I have lived in the same house for forty years.  When we put our roots down, we sink them in deep.  We’ve thought about moving, but the thought of cleaning out the garage attic, just makes us shudder.  After all, there’s forty years of crapola up there. The neighborhood is generally made up of older couples who, like …
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Car Sticker Family
Cathie

That Is Our Story And We Are Sticking To It | By Val Enders

Hubby and I are perfectly matched. Not only am I blind, he’s deaf, so right there it’s a marriage made in heaven. Somehow when we’re in the car driving we get desperate for conversation it seems. We don’t talk about friends or family. Oh no, that would make too much sense, and for us that would be just plain normal. …
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Men
Cathie

Men And Car Shopping Have Much In Common | By Val Enders

Men come in all kinds of models, something like the cars we buy. It looks good when you first get it, but then you realize that you should have spent the extra to get more add-ons. Some men are like the new models, the upper end flashy cars that look amazing. We’re hesitant to invest in them because we know …
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Cloned Woman
Cathie

Postpone My Clone Please | By Val Enders

I really need a clone; a person exactly like me to share the workload. The technology is here and I wonder why they haven’t actually done it yet. I brought the subject of cloning up to Hubby the other night. Me: “I wish I had a clone.” Hubby: “Hmmm, I don’t know if that would be a good idea.” Me: “Are you …
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Boy Watching Television
Cathie

We Have Lost Touch With Reality | By Val Enders

I don’t know about the rest of the civilized world, but we’re sick and tired of reality shows. We don’t watch much television, but after a busy day, we sometimes turn it on for a bit of relaxation. That’s probably not a good idea, as it seems like this is the time of night when all the crazy reality shows …
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baboon
Cathie

OMG Are You Crazy | You Are Going Where | By Val Enders

Recently I received an email from a wonderful friend of mine. We met in an oil painting class, and have remained friends ever since. It’s one of those instant connections we sometimes have with certain people. Maybe we’ve met them in a previous life or something. We don’t speak to each other a lot, or visit a lot, but when we have …
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healthy eating
Cathie

Eat Healthy | But Not Tonight | By Val Enders

Well it finally came today.  To tell you the truth, I’d forgotten about the darn thing since it‘s been so long since I’d ordered it.  Let me see, was it September? Maybe it was October? Regardless, it was in my hot little hand and it looked amazing. It was so colorful, purple with yellow writing on the cover, and a …
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Cheers
Cathie

Holidays The World Could Probably Do Without | By Val Enders

All of us are aware of the holidays that are already on the calendar, but sometimes I think that we should be allowed to pick and choose which ones we’d really like to have. If we could have a day off work for all the obscure holidays there actually are, we wouldn’t have to work a day in our lives. …
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funny et
Cathie

ET Go Home | By Val Enders

An ET At Our House Scientists and astronomers are busy searching out the wonders of the universe, but if they really want the skinny on how these anomalies function, they should spend a few days as an ET at our house. Over the years, our innocent looking abode has been used as a “portal” by extraterrestrials, to observe our minds …
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pregnant ape
Cathie

20 Reasons For Missing Pregnancy | Not | By Val Enders

You’ve Got To Be Kidding! I came across an article written by Dagny Scott Barrios entitled “Twenty Reasons You’ll Miss Being Pregnant”. That headline really caught my eye, and my brain immediately shouted out “Are you KIDDING ME?” “Now, now,” I replied mentally to the grey orb. “Give it a chance. There may be something you’re missing here.” Deep down …
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measuring tape
Cathie

I Just Do Not Measure Up | By Val Enders

Men and women speak different languages and relate differently to certain situations. A case in point is how we measure things. I am the first to admit that I am, what Hubby lovingly refers to as, “Measuring impaired.” He, on the other hand, is the King of the tape measure. In our house we have several measuring contraptions. Drawers in every room …
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Play It Cool
Cathie

Just Play It Cool Girl | By Val Enders

Frozen Foot Syndrome When it comes to being able to play it cool, I’m not so hot. Case in point: Although there isn’t much snow on the ground, the Hubby and I know winter’s here. I think he really dreads the winter, even if it turns out to be a mild one, simply because of my feet. Yes, I said …
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