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Don’t Watch The News Much Anymore | Will’s Thoughts

Don’t Watch The News Much Anymore | Will’s Thoughts

Don’t Watch The News

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Will's ThoughtsI use to watch a lot of news. I don’t anymore for two reasons and both of them are Crazy Lady. You see, I’m that pissed off person you see yelling silently in their car at drivers up ahead, the tyrant throwing a tantrum that no one outside the car can hear. But, worst of all, I’m the mega-mouth who seems to think that the news, actually television in general, is an interactive experience.

I Consider Television An Interactive Experience

So, when news comes on my brain and lips get to convulsing. The next thing you know I’m the chairman of a one man discussion panel passionately debating the world’s most recent turn of events. Well now, that there goes over with Ells Belles like a fart in an elevator causing a single digit of hers to spasm over the power button on the remote control, instantly ending my broadcasting career.

Tele-Tourette’s

So, today I only get to watch the local news, often very briefly. However, my tele-Tourette’s during regular broadcasting is tolerated – barely, I figure only because it diverts my attention away from Countess Leavemealone. But, that’s actually okay because I came to the conclusion that half the news is government propaganda and the other half is repetitive drama, trauma, death and destruction with a wee bit of sports and weather tagged on at the end.

Global Whining

Now, one of the off-shoots of not watching global news anymore, is that I get myself a whole heap of time time to ponder ‘the big picture’. And after having done so considerably, I reckon that I’ve come to the conclusion that there are really only four global things we all need to be greatly concerned about, things that ‘if one don’t get us, the other one will’. And they are; global industrialization, global government corruption, global pollution and global whining.

Dang news…

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Will’s thoughts prove that everybody has opinions, but he has way more than he should. From dogs that won’t stop barking, to the antics of his spouse, ‘Crazy Lady’, Will’s Thoughts will make you smile.

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