Police in Never Never Land say that they have arrested the Tooth Fairy, and have filed charges of parental collusion and misappropriation of dental work with the dental attorney.
Lt. Billy Anderson said, “It was with heavy heart that we had to serve justice in this instance. Ingrid Incisor had led a fairy tale life, but unfortunately greed eventually got the best of her.”
Seen above, is one of several hundred pairs of custom Apex Predator shoes seized in the bust that were destined for hip hop artists in New York and California. Legal counsel for Ingrid, Lollie Pop, said, “My client was an innocent pawn in a larger, more devious racket being ran in the real world. This investigation gives her the opportunity to publicly expose fantasy fraud for what it really is.”
However, the Easter Bunny was furious, stating, “Ingrid Incisor has a greater responsibility to our world in general. I can’t believe that she let herself get caught. Luckily, it was in our world. Her capture in the real world would have caused a catastrophic tear in reality.”