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retired couple farming
William May 5, 2022

Some People Should Not Be Farmers

Some Of The Smartest People Do The Stupidest Things Some people simply should not be farmers. Such was the case with Harry and Sylvia, childless professionals nearing retirement. They’d shared a common dream of one day owning their own self-sufficient farm since the day they’d met, and due to years of focusing solely upon their careers and saving, now had …
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people laughing
William January 24, 2022

A Joke A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

by Iqbal Ahmad Laughter Is The Best Medicine Does a joke a day actually help keep doctors away when there are so many more issues today that make our lives more hectic, and so little respite from the constantly mounting pressures? Pressures such as the tough competition to stay ahead of everybody, finding a way to plan and save for …
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Finding Work Is Hard Today
William December 31, 2021

[VIDEO] Finding A Job Hard Is Hard To Do

Finding A Job Hard Is Hard To Do Finding a job today is much harder today than it once was, because employers seem to now demand impossible employment standards. The video “Impossible Employment Standards” by Haywire Willy are his thoughts about the changes in employment requirements that he’s seen take place over the last 50 years. If you’re unemployed and …
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Chefs Art Napoleon and Dan Hayes - Moosemeat And Marmalade
Cathie June 14, 2020

Moosemeat And Marmalade With Art Napoleon And Dan Hayes

Moosemeat and Marmalade is a television series that’s every bit as funny as it’s name. With true Canadian humor, it matches a First Nation forest foraging chef with a prim and proper British chef, and it’s a recipe for hilarity. The show stars skilled naturalist and campfire chef, Art Napoleon, and classically trained British chef, Dan Hayes. It’s a half …
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Nerd - Man In Glasses Flexing Bicep
Cathie November 23, 2019

23 Signs That You Are A Nerd

Here Are 23 Signs That You Are A Nerd… Signs that you’re a nerd is a list of 23 ways that people do things in a fashion peculiar to their personality. 1. You kiss your girlfriend’s home page. 2. A VRML (virtual walk through a park) is your idea of a good date. 3. Your bookmarks take 15 minutes to …
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Hell With Stairs To Path To Heaven
Cathie November 21, 2019

Politician And Saint Peter

One Day In Hell, And One Day In Heaven While leaving the legislature one day, a politician is tragically hit by a falling stone and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter. “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “But, before you settle in, there is a problem. We seldom see political officials around here, so …
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Redneck Wedding Photo Album
Cathie November 19, 2019

Our Redneck Wedding Picture Album

Redneck Wedding Pictures For your viewing enjoyment we’re sharing our redneck wedding picture album. It all started with Billy Bob a pickin’ up his blushin’ bride in a limo when she got off werk at the 7-11. The groom’s daddy drove into Burger King to fetch up the reeception viddles. The bride gets herself dressed for the big to do. …
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Learned From Kids - Little Boy Pouting With Black Cat
Cathie November 19, 2019

What I Learned From My Children

Today I thought I’d share a list of what I learned from my children. For those who have children, this list is not funny. For those who are pregnant, this list is a warning. For those who have not yet had children, this list is birth control. My children taught me that a king size waterbed holds enough water to …
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Children See Hear Speak No Evil - Funny Kids
Cathie November 19, 2019

Kids Say The Funniest Things Part 2

Kids Say The Funniest Things Art Linkletter once had a TV show called ‘Kids Say The Funniest Things” that highlighted the marvelous minds of children. Here’s a list of more of the funniest things that kids say. Brittany had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her …
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Angry woman in glasses with warning finger
Cathie November 18, 2019

Things Husbands Should Not Say During Childbirth

Things That Husbands Should Not Say When Their Wives Are Experiencing Childbirth Men, be forewarned that there are certain things that husbands should not say during childbirth. In fact, almost anything heard beyond, “Yes dear” and “You’re right dear” may lead to decapitation and/or the severing of one’s dangly bits. So, whatever you do, don’t say something like: Gosh you’re …
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Children See Hear Speak No Evil - Funny Kids
Cathie November 17, 2019

Kids Say The Funniest Things

\ Kids Sure Do Say The Funniest Things Kids are vertically challenged comedians of the underage kind, and they say the funniest things. Here’s a collection of childish jewels to get you smiling. A little boy, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell his mother that he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So she fished it out …
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Funny Dog Hiding
Cathie June 7, 2017

21 Funny Dog Hiding Spots

Funny dog hiding spots can be in hilarious places. You just never know where you might find one. In the refrigerator? Hiding behind/in/under the couch? Or in a laundry hamper. Here are 21 funny dog hiding spots we bet you laugh at.
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