This Canadian version of the song Twelve Days Of Christmas reflects the realities of Canadian life. The lyrical revision was done by W. Lewis 12 Days Of Christmas (Canadian Version) On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a Timmy’s card in a spruce tree. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to …
I recall a time of crackling fireplaces and radios, folks in real close quarters, eating meals at tables, familial pecking orders and unconditional cooperation. It was a time when the fragrant flowers on the table came from just outside the door, and the fruit piled high in baskets came from trees in the back yard. It was a time when …
Some Of The Smartest People Do The Stupidest Things Some people simply should not be farmers. Such was the case with Harry and Sylvia, childless professionals nearing retirement. They’d shared a common dream of one day owning their own self-sufficient farm since the day they’d met, and due to years of focusing solely upon their careers and saving, now had …
by Iqbal Ahmad Laughter Is The Best Medicine Does a joke a day actually help keep doctors away when there are so many more issues today that make our lives more hectic, and so little respite from the constantly mounting pressures? Pressures such as the tough competition to stay ahead of everybody, finding a way to plan and save for …
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December 31, 2021
Finding A Job Hard Is Hard To Do Finding a job today is much harder today than it once was, because employers seem to now demand impossible employment standards. The video “Impossible Employment Standards” by Haywire Willy are his thoughts about the changes in employment requirements that he’s seen take place over the last 50 years. If you’re unemployed and …
Moosemeat And Marmalade Is As Funny As It Sounds Moosemeat and Marmalade is a television series that’s every bit as funny as its name. With true Canadian humor it matches a First Nation forest foraging chef with a prim and proper British chef and it’s a recipe for hilarity. The show pairs the highly skilled naturalist, musician, comedian and campfire …
Here Are 23 Signs That You’re A Nerd… How can you tell if you’re a nerd? Well, here’s 23 real good signs that you do things in a nerdly fashion that’s peculiar to nerdy personalities. You kiss your girlfriend’s home page. A VRML (virtual walk through a park) is your idea of a good date. Your bookmarks take 15 minutes …
One Day In Hell, And One Day In Heaven While leaving the legislature one day, a politician is tragically hit by a falling stone and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter. “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “But, before you settle in, there is a problem. We seldom see political officials around here, so …
Redneck Wedding Pictures For your viewing enjoyment we’re sharing our redneck wedding picture album. It all started with Billy Bob a pickin’ up his blushin’ bride in a limo when she got off werk at the 7-11. The groom’s daddy drove into Burger King to fetch up the reeception viddles. The bride gets herself dressed for the big to do. …
Today I thought I’d share a list of what I learned from my children. For those who have children, this list is not funny. For those who are pregnant, this list is a warning. For those who have not yet had children, this list is birth control. My children taught me that a king size waterbed holds enough water to …
Kids Say The Funniest Things Art Linkletter once had a TV show called ‘Kids Say The Funniest Things” that highlighted the marvelous minds of children. Here’s a list of more of the funniest things that kids say. Brittany had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her …
Things That Husbands Should Not Say When Their Wives Are Experiencing Childbirth Men, be forewarned that there are certain things that husbands should not say during childbirth. In fact, almost anything heard beyond, “Yes dear” and “You’re right dear” may lead to decapitation and/or the severing of one’s dangly bits. So, whatever you do, don’t say something like: Gosh you’re …
