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paint brush and bucket
William February 15, 2023

It’s Time To Apply The Painter Principle

I wish that folks in politics understood the ‘painter principle’. You see, painters possess knowledge that common folks (and those they choose to lead them) just don’t seem to have. It’s a principle that was hard learned and well earned. Sounds Simple Enough The first part of the painter principle works like this: Start at the farthest point in a …
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Children Playing
William February 9, 2023

Play Nice Is Worst Advice | Will’s Thoughts

Illogical And Insane Sitting here pondering on things, it occurred to me that one of the greatest problems humanity has is its illogical and insane obsession to ‘play nice’. You see, there’s a whole heap of difference between ‘playing nice’ and ‘being respectful’. Both start out being right similar in intent, which is to encourage both children and adults to …
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once upon a time
William May 15, 2022

Recall Has Become A Ball | Will’s Thoughts

I recall a time of crackling fireplaces and radios, folks in real close quarters, eating meals at tables, familial pecking orders and unconditional cooperation. It was a time when the fragrant flowers on the table came from just outside the door, and the fruit piled high in baskets came from trees in the back yard. It was a time when …
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dog barking
Cathie March 1, 2020

Owners Who Let Their Dogs Bark | Will’s Thoughts

In my investigation of imbecilic pet owners, I discovered there are primarily two types of ‘problem’ dog owners. There’s the dirt poor, and then there's the well off. Both share a sense of entitlement, and both have a propensity to be...
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Marijuana Canada
Cathie October 14, 2019

The Corporatization of Marijuana | Will’s Thoughts

The Corporatization Of Marijuana The corporatization of marijuana (falsely stated to be the ‘legalization’) was initially a huge boon to ‘friends’ of the government (aka: insider traders) who handed their bribers and buddies an entire industry on a silver platter, promising police protection of their markets. But, the heavy-handedness of forcing Canadians to only buy from government sanctioned inside traders …
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Cathie July 31, 2019

Moron! What The Hell Is Wrong With You? | Will’s Thoughts

Moron! What The Hell Is Wrong With You? There’s a question that we ask far too often, and one we ask of far too many people. It is, “What the hell’s wrong with you?” Personally, I want to slap somebody when I hear them say it. Myself included. You see, it’s a presumptuous statement that implies the perfection of one, …
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Dryer Lint Cleaning Feature Image
Cathie May 26, 2019

Clean Dryer Lint System To Reduce Fire Risk | Will’s Thoughts

Cleaning Your Dryer Lint System Is A Must Whether electric or gas, dryers can be a serious fire hazard if not properly maintained. They create the perfect combination of elements that are needed to ignite a blaze: lint, heat, and hot dry wind. So, keeping your dryer in good working order is essential to both lowering electricity bills, and keeping …
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Caregivers Are Heroes With Leaf Heart - Wills Thoughts
Cathie September 18, 2018

Caregivers Are Heroes | Will’s Thoughts

Hardest To Provide Care For Now, I ain’t naming names, but I got to say that I reckon the hardest folks in the world to provide care for are caregivers. They give and give to others and yet seem to feel bad if they have needs of their own. They lie something terrible, with their biggest lie being, “I’m okay.” …
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Cathie April 25, 2018

Don’t Watch The News Much Anymore | Will’s Thoughts

Don’t Watch The News I use to watch a lot of news. I don’t anymore for two reasons and both of them are Crazy Lady. You see, I’m that pissed off person you see yelling silently in their car at drivers up ahead, the tyrant throwing a tantrum that no one outside the car can hear. But, worst of all, …
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Surprise I'm Gay
Cathie December 5, 2017

Surprise, I’m Gay | Will’s Thoughts

Surprise, I’m Gay! I sure do get right riled up when people misuse the term ‘gay’. Folks say things like “gay rights”, “they’re a gay couple”, “living a gay lifestyle”, or “had a gay marriage.” Now, before anyone gets to thinking I’m all ‘homophobic’ because of my dislike of the term’s use, I state categorically that ‘gay’ ain’t got nothing …
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Boy Fishing Off Dock - Wills Thoughts
Cathie June 7, 2017

Childhoods That Kids Have Today | Will’s Thoughts

Will’s Thoughts – When I look At The Childhoods That Kids Have Today… When I look at the childhoods that kids have today, I fear for our future. I’m not saying that our childhoods were picture perfect, they were just a whole lot different. We were not bombarded by a digital world, offering a dizzying array of choices, it was …
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Royal Chinet Paper Plate In its Natural Habitat
Cathie April 16, 2017

Toughest Paper Plate In The World | Will’s Thoughts

The World’s Strongest Paper Plate Now, I ain’t one to normally endorse products, or to provide non-derogatory reviews of anything, but through sheer accident I stumbled across a paper plate so darn impressive that I felt compelled to shout about it to the world. And, the time of year just happens to coincide nicely. It is a type of product …
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