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panty hose dogs
Cathie October 2, 2013

I Will Pass On The Pantyhose | By Val Enders

I knew I’d have to resurrect the pantyhose for the evening, a thought I dreaded. Of course I’d have to shave my legs first, because the nylon tends to accentuate hairy legs...
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Fly Bathing
Cathie September 5, 2013

Fly You Are Just Too Darn Gross For Me | By Val Enders

I was sitting at my desk when, out of no where, a deranged fly zoomed by my head. It was out of control and obviously hadn't a clue what...
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peek-a-boo
Cathie August 10, 2013

Peek-A-Boo Where Are You | By Val Enders

There must be other people that live in our house without our knowledge or permission.
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Party Time
Cathie July 19, 2013

It is 3:00 AM | Shaddup Already | By Val Enders

Hubby and I have lived in the same house for forty years.  When we put our roots down, we sink them in deep.  We’ve thought about moving, but the thought of cleaning out the garage attic, just makes us shudder.  After all, there’s forty years of …
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Car Sticker Family
Cathie June 17, 2013

That Is Our Story And We Are Sticking To It | By Val Enders

Hubby and I are perfectly matched. Not only am I blind, he’s deaf, so right there it’s a marriage made in heaven. Somehow when we’re in the car driving we get desperate for conversation it seems. We don’t talk about friends or family. Oh no, that …
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Men
Cathie May 7, 2013

Men And Car Shopping Have Much In Common | By Val Enders

Men come in all kinds of models, something like the cars we buy. It looks good when you first get it, but then you realize that you should have spent the extra to get more add-ons. Some men are like the new models, the upper end …
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Cloned Woman
Cathie April 24, 2013

Postpone My Clone Please | By Val Enders

I really need a clone; a person exactly like me to share the workload. The technology is here and I wonder why they haven’t actually done it yet. I brought the subject of cloning up to Hubby the other night. Me: “I wish I had a …
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Boy Watching Television
Cathie April 13, 2013

We Have Lost Touch With Reality | By Val Enders

I don’t know about the rest of the civilized world, but we’re sick and tired of reality shows. We don’t watch much television, but after a busy day, we sometimes turn it on for a bit of relaxation. That’s probably not a good idea, as it …
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baboon
Cathie March 18, 2013

OMG Are You Crazy | You Are Going Where | By Val Enders

Recently I received an email from a wonderful friend of mine. We met in an oil painting class, and have remained friends ever since. It’s one of those instant connections we sometimes have with certain people. Maybe we’ve met them in a previous life or something. We don’t …
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healthy eating
Cathie March 11, 2013

Eat Healthy | But Not Tonight | By Val Enders

Well it finally came today.  To tell you the truth, I’d forgotten about the darn thing since it‘s been so long since I’d ordered it.  Let me see, was it September? Maybe it was October? Regardless, it was in my hot little hand and it looked …
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Cheers
Cathie February 1, 2013

Holidays The World Could Probably Do Without | By Val Enders

All of us are aware of the holidays that are already on the calendar, but sometimes I think that we should be allowed to pick and choose which ones we’d really like to have. If we could have a day off work for all the obscure …
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funny et
Cathie January 22, 2013

ET Go Home | By Val Enders

Scientists and astronomers are busy searching out the wonders of the universe, but if they really want the skinny on how these anomalies function, they should spend a few days at our house. Over the years, our innocent looking abode has been used as a “portal” …
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