Embrace the spirit of the Great White North with this humorous Canadian rendition of the classic “12 Days of Christmas” by W. Lewis. From the heart of the Rockies to the bustling streets of Toronto, we bring you a comical twist on this cherished holiday song. So, grab your toques and settle in by the roaring fireplace for a good old Canadian chuckle.
12 Days Of Christmas The Canadian Version
First Three Days:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a Timmy’s card in a spruce tree.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two snowshoes, and a Timmy’s card in a spruce tree.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, three cozy scarves, two snowshoes, and a Timmy’s card in a spruce tree.
Days Four to Six:
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four plaid shirts, three cozy scarves, two snowshoes, and a Timmy’s card in a spruce tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, five golden toques, four plaid shirts, three cozy scarves, two snowshoes, and a Timmy’s card in a spruce tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, six down-filled booties, five golden toques, four plaid shirts, three cozy scarves, two snowshoes, and a Timmy’s card in a spruce tree.
Days Seven to Nine:
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, seven pairs of long johns, six down-filled booties, five golden toques, four plaid shirts, three cozy scarves, two snowshoes, and a Timmy’s card in a spruce tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, eight cozy sweaters, seven pairs of long johns, six down-filled booties, five golden toques, four plaid shirts, three cozy scarves, two snowshoes, and a Timmy’s card in a spruce tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, nine thermal briefs, eight cozy sweaters, seven pairs of long johns, six down-filled booties, five golden toques, four plaid shirts, three cozy scarves, two snowshoes, and a Timmy’s card in a spruce tree.
Days Ten And Eleven:
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ten pocket warmers, nine thermal briefs, eight cozy sweaters, seven pairs of long johns, six down-filled booties, five golden toques, four plaid shirts, three cozy scarves, two snowshoes, and a Timmy’s card in a spruce tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, eleven fire-starting candles, ten pocket warmers, nine thermal briefs, eight cozy sweaters, seven pairs of long johns, six down-filled booties, five golden toques, four plaid shirts, three cozy scarves, two snowshoes, and a Timmy’s card in a spruce tree.
The Twelfth Day:
And on the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, twelve thermal t-shirts, eleven fire-starting candles, ten pocket warmers, nine thermal briefs, eight cozy sweaters, seven pairs of long johns, six down-filled booties, five golden toques, four plaid shirts, three cozy scarves, two snowshoes, and a Timmy’s card in a spruce tree.
Celebrate the holiday season with a laugh and a touch of Canadian flair. While you’re sipping your double-double, or enjoying the warmth of a crackling fire, singing this unique Canadian twist on the “12 Days of Christmas” is sure to bring a smile to your face. Happy Holidays, eh!
