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Yo Momma Wisecracks

Yo Momma Wisecracks

When at a complete loss for a comeback, ‘yo mamma’ wisecracks are great to fall back on. Here’s a few to help you know what to say when you don’t know what to say:
1. Yo momma is so honest, her driver’s license has her real weight on it.
2. Yo momma is so friendly, she waves back at the “Don’t Walk” sign.
3. Yo momma is so responsible, she even feeds the dust bunnies.
4. Yo momma is so funny, she makes milk come out of a cows nose.
5. Yo momma is so diligent, she studied for her pregnancy test.
6. Yo momma is so honest, she stole a car and kept up the payments.
7. Yo momma is so slim, she can Hula-Hoop in a Cheerio.
8. Yo momma is so proper, she slapped her laundry for smelling too fresh.
9. Yo momma is so pretty, yo daddy still wants her phone number.
10. Yo momma is so polite, she would apologize to the floor if she fell.

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