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Never Goose A Great White Shark

Never Goose A Great White Shark

Great White Shark

Gary had always been a prankster, specializing in immature gags. However, while he may have gotten away with trapping his siblings in fart filled blankets, his first attempt to prank a great white shark ended badly. It seems Gary had been hired to film great white sharks off the coast of New Zealand, but could not resist the opportunity to be an idiot.

Ignoring the use of a safety cage, he waited in open water, and then as one of the magnificent sea creatures glided past, Gary moved in and ‘goosed’ it. It was then scientifically documented that great white sharks lack a human sense of humor, with the end result being that Gary went from gooser to gulped, as his teammates got some incredible footage of a human being fatally attacked by a very large and angry shark.

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