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Why Men Hate Taking Some Women To Football Games

Why Men Hate Taking Some Women To Football Games

A guy took his date to her first football game. They had great seats right behind his team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all those big, bulging muscles. But, I just couldn’t understand why they were out there killing each other over a lousy twenty five cents.”

Dumbfounded, her date and asked, “What do you mean?” She replied, “Well, at the beginning of the game, they flipped a coin. One team got it, and then, for the rest of the game, they kept screaming, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back’! I’m like, ‘For Real? Hello boys? It’s only twenty five cents’!”

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