Why wives buy their husband’s clothes. Left to their own devices, some men unleash their sense of fashion and the result can be visually and socially painful. As proof, here are 30 great reasons why wives buy their husband’s clothes, and why men must never be allowed to dress themselves:
“Beer Buddies” are the newest rage on beaches around the world.
“Misfit” Inspired By Boy George and Pee Wee Herman.
Middle Earth meets daughter’s clothes to create a unisex Elven outfit.
Asian sadomasochism combines to form “Oh my!” for the eye.
The “O’Really” look honors both Leprechauns and thrifting.
Super Mario’s “Whoa Man!” look teams Santa’s boots with Wonder Woman’s outfit.
Nike seems to be going for the recycled vinyl birthday balloon look.
Fashion that’s inspired by wives going to the laundromat unannounced.
You know that expression “You look like shit!”? Well, now we all can.
The ‘California Cowgirl” look isn’t for ladies anymore!
“Gladiator” choir outfits are a big huge hit with lady’s church groups nationwide.
The “Dotty’s Donuts” look is a downright Saturday night chick magnet.
Disney inspired fashion seems to be ‘popping up’ all over town!
And speaking of Disney themed fashion, here’s the “Drunken Beauty” look.
On the PRIDE side, spandex “Hekinis” bring out the butt dusters in all of us.
Freddy Mercury fans exude the “French Sailor” look.
Just in time for the debut of China’s ‘He Ha’ show comes the Chet Chow look.
Sean Connery proves that ‘it’s the man, not the clothes’ during an audition for ‘Star Worms’
This outfit’s the direct result of being told far too many times to “Zip it!”
The “Fly Guy” try that didn’t fly guy poses looking for “The Swatter”.
Nothing says “Honey, I’m home!” like an original “Tom’s” onesie.
This “Super Senior” designer garb comes with a titanium bourbon flask and .22 caliber walking stick.
This “Screwy Stewie” jogging outfit will never let them see you sweat.
Gotti of Hollywood’s “It’s Curtains For You” fall collection is just killing the critics this year.
Now when life’s just “Ducky”, there’s the perfect outfit.
This “Honey, we need to talk…” outfit celebrates male diversity.
Pony Power’s “Horny Unicorn” spring line allows men to release their inner stallions.
Eminem motivated the ‘Dapper Rapper” middle age movement found in “The Subs” nationwide.
The “Why Guy?” outfit is perfect for all the Captain Question’s still proudly living in Mom’s basement.
The “Stinky Pinkie” is the perfect casual yet campy look for walking your tinky ‘Winky’.