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Dog Muzzles That Owners Will Go Quackers For

Dog Muzzles That Owners Will Go Quackers For

It might be the law for your canine companion to wear a dog muzzle when out and about, but that doesn’t mean it needs to be boring! And, apparently attractive either. As if neutering wasn’t humiliating enough, now with a Oppo Dog Muzzle you can transform your best friend into a platypus!

Oh, go ahead and bark now big buddy, and get everyone looking your way! Supposedly the creepy duck dog muzzle things are very popular in Europe, which comes as no surprise, since Americans report that ducks teach European children to walk.

Would I buy one of these and put it on my pet? Perhaps, but it’d take smoking a few cocktails and pounding back some brewskis first, and then it would only be to laugh at until my guilt got the best of me. Seriously, who’s going to be terrified of a dog that gets in their face, growls and from behind the dog muzzle looks like it’s about to go, “Quack, Quack, Quack”?

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