Humor

Here’s a really stupid pet idea, dye their fur a wide variety of outrageous colors guaranteed to turn Foo-Foo into the neighborhood laughing stock. Seriously? Now this borders on animal cruelty. It’s bad enough to groom an animal like an animated hedge, and to dress if Couture clothing, but making it look like it passed out at a pooch party and woke …

Seven Simple Steps To Make Your Toilet Sparkle And Shine 1. Lift both lids on your toilet bowl, and add a couple of capfuls of pet shampoo to the water. 2. Go to where the cat is sleeping, pick it up gently, and carry it to the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and …

By Art Bupkis Once upon a time, in a fair Manitoba meadow, lived a woodchuck named Charlotte.  But never call her a groundhog!  If you did, you were in for it, as she came from a long line of stuffy, entitled woodchucks.  Indeed, her father had insisted on being called “Charles”, never “Chuck”. This family of woodchucks considered themselves “the …

You know that you need yourself a new truck when: You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you. You have to go to an upholstery shop every thousand miles to get the duct tape replaced. You accidentally make the wrong turn, pull into a junkyard’s driveway to turn around, and get pulled over …

…and that is when the fight started. Phobias are weird things, especially when they affect haughty, power-tripping supervisors at work. Case in point, one Phoebe Anderson, little Miss Control Freak and resident germaphobe. Nobody said anything about her fears, and did their best to try not to notice. Phoebe prided herself on rubbing shoulders with the local uppity-ups, and loved …

An odd fellow died one day, and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment. As he stood there, he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates, and into Heaven. Others, though, were led over to Satan, who threw them down into the burning pit. But, every so often, instead of hurling a …

There is a right way, and a wrong way, to do everything. Such as in the case of giving your genitals a little flair, or flare...

The sport of extreme ironing was born in 1997, when the British mountaineer, Phil (Steam) Shaw, was uncertain whether to stay home and do laundry, or go climbing, so he did both. As a joke, he knocked off a few shirts at the summit, having toted his ironing board and iron with him. Word (and photographs) of the stunt spread …

» Mr. Clemenceau posted a sign in the classroom stating, “Because of an academic conference, Mr. Clemenceau will not be teaching his classes tomorrow.” One of his smart-aleck pupils decided to erase the “c” in classes. Wise to such student shenanigans, Mr. Clemenceau then erased the “l”. » Man is the best computer that we can put aboard a spacecraft, and the …

The Johnson family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the United States border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Johnson, who had just celebrated her seventieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son, daughter-in-law and three grandchildren. One day, her son came …