A fellow, back from exploring the Upper Amazon, was addressing the gathering at the Explorers Society. “Many wonders I have seen, but none more wondrous than the strange ritual dance the natives perform only once a year, at a certain time. It’s called the “Putcha Dance”. They were all intrigued, and so an expedition was hastily organized so the dance …
Is bishaveuality the new sexual revolution? In a world where we are expected to behave one way in public, then another when at home, why not have the best of both worlds? Let both sides of your personality shine by becoming a bishaveual, and be a part of the new sexual revolution. Now you can let down you hair at …
I don’t know about the rest of the civilized world, but we’re sick and tired of reality shows. We don’t watch much television, but after a busy day, we sometimes turn it on for a bit of relaxation. That’s probably not a good idea, as it seems like this is the time of night when all the crazy reality shows …
Well, I’ve been there and you’ve been there as well. I’m sure that almost all drivers have undergone their first car crash sometime in their life. I certainly hope that it’s not life-threatening though, but in any case, it turns us into better car drivers. And of course, it helps you become an expert when it comes to car accident …
Gary had always been a prankster, specializing in immature gags. However, while he may have gotten away with trapping his siblings in fart filled blankets, his first attempt to prank a great white shark ended badly. It seems Gary had been hired to film great white sharks off the coast of New Zealand, but could not resist the opportunity to …
Random jokes, questions and quotes to twist and entertain your mind part 13… Shocking, thought provoking, and really funny stuff. » Revenue Canada said recently that, while a record number of Canadians paid their taxes online this year, the system still had a few bugs. Most have since been resolved, however they still haven’t figured out a way to get …
A guy took his date to her first football game. They had great seats right behind his team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all those big, bulging muscles. But, I just couldn’t understand why they were out there killing each other …
The old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, “Sorry sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The old man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became more impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up from there I’m going to have to call …
By W. Lewis Last week the world quietly mourned the loss of yet another important figure in world history, Exclamation Point. It is suggested that he was of Latin origin, and that his name meant ‘joy’. His exact birth date is unknown, but he first appeared in printed documents around 1451, and was called the “sign of admiration or exclamation”, …
Few images in life are more touching than rosy cheeked young children playing with preposterously cute puppies. Perhaps it’s because they invoke memories of giggling cherubs and the warm smell of puppy breath, or maybe they touch us far deeper in the soul, in an almost primal way. Mankind has an ancient affinity for all creatures canine, as do they …
» Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares? » Adam returned home late one night after drinking way too much with a dodo and a unicorn. Eve, who felt abandoned and was lonely, got angry and yelled at him, “You are seeing another woman!” Adam responded, “Don’t be silly, Eve, you are the only woman on earth.” …
Recently I received an email from a wonderful friend of mine. We met in an oil painting class, and have remained friends ever since. It’s one of those instant connections we sometimes have with certain people. Maybe we’ve met them in a previous life or something. We don’t speak to each other a lot, or visit a lot, but when we have …
