This is a little story about the importance of following orders. Once a champion jockey was about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and said, “All you have to remember with this horse is that …
» A golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course, and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers. The golf pro says, “Sure we do, and they are just $1.00 each.” The guy says he’ll take one, and gives the golf pro …
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth. –George Burns There are many memorable words that have been spoken throughout history, but there are countless others that should not be memorable, and …
Two brothers were playing, when the little brother asked whether he could fly like Superman. “Why, sure you can,” encouraged the older brother, “just flap your arms really really hard.” So, his little brother climbed up onto the windowsill, started flapping like mad, then jumped, smashing …
A fellow, back from exploring the Upper Amazon, was addressing the gathering at the Explorers Society. “Many wonders I have seen, but none more wondrous than the strange ritual dance the natives perform only once a year, at a certain time. It’s called the “Putcha Dance”. …
Is bishaveuality the new sexual revolution? In a world where we are expected to behave one way in public, then another when at home, why not have the best of both worlds? Let both sides of your personality shine by becoming a bishaveual, and be a …
I don’t know about the rest of the civilized world, but we’re sick and tired of reality shows. We don’t watch much television, but after a busy day, we sometimes turn it on for a bit of relaxation. That’s probably not a good idea, as it …
It Was An Accident! Well, I’ve been there and you’ve been there as well. I’m sure that almost all drivers have undergone their first car crash sometime in their life. I certainly hope that it’s not life-threatening though, but in any case, it turns us into …
Gary had always been a prankster, specializing in immature gags. However, while he may have gotten away with trapping his siblings in fart filled blankets, his first attempt to prank a great white shark ended badly. It seems Gary had been hired to film great white …
Random jokes, questions and quotes to twist and entertain your mind part 13… Shocking, thought provoking, and really funny stuff. » Revenue Canada said recently that, while a record number of Canadians paid their taxes online this year, the system still had a few bugs. Most …
A guy took his date to her first football game. They had great seats right behind his team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all those big, bulging …
