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Cloned Woman
Cathie April 24, 2013

Postpone My Clone Please | By Val Enders

I really need a clone; a person exactly like me to share the workload. The technology is here and I wonder why they haven’t actually done it yet. I brought the subject of cloning up to Hubby the other night. Me: “I wish I had a clone.” Hubby: “Hmmm, I don’t know if that would be a good idea.” Me: “Are you …
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drunk
Cathie April 22, 2013

10 Lies Drunk People Tell

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth. –George Burns There are many memorable words that have been spoken throughout history, but there are countless others that should not be memorable, and yet we tend to keep those in mind most. This happens particularly more when …
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superman
Cathie April 18, 2013

Fly Like Superman | Lie Like Big Brother

Two brothers were playing, when the little brother asked whether he could fly like Superman. “Why, sure you can,” encouraged the older brother, “just flap your arms really really hard.” So, his little brother climbed up onto the windowsill, started flapping like mad, then jumped, smashing onto the ground just a few feet below. Hearing her child’s cries, their mother …
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putcha dance
Cathie April 18, 2013

Explorer Witnesses Ancient Amazonian Putcha Dance

A fellow, back from exploring the Upper Amazon, was addressing the gathering at the Explorers Society. “Many wonders I have seen, but none more wondrous than the strange ritual dance the natives perform only once a year, at a certain time. It’s called the “Putcha Dance”. They were all intrigued, and so an expedition was hastily organized so the dance …
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Bishaveual
Cathie April 14, 2013

Newest Sexual Revolution Is Bishaveuality

Is bishaveuality the new sexual revolution? In a world where we are expected to behave one way in public, then another when at home, why not have the best of both worlds? Let both sides of your personality shine by becoming a bishaveual, and be a part of the new sexual revolution. Now you can let down you hair at …
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Boy Watching Television
Cathie April 13, 2013

We Have Lost Touch With Reality | By Val Enders

I don’t know about the rest of the civilized world, but we’re sick and tired of reality shows. We don’t watch much television, but after a busy day, we sometimes turn it on for a bit of relaxation. That’s probably not a good idea, as it seems like this is the time of night when all the crazy reality shows …
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accidents-invisible-car
Cathie April 10, 2013

The Top 5 Best Car Accident Excuses

It Was An Accident! Well, I’ve been there and you’ve been there as well. I’m sure that almost all drivers have undergone their first car crash sometime in their life. I certainly hope that it’s not life-threatening though, but in any case, it turns us into better car drivers. And of course, it helps you become an expert when it …
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Great White Shark
Cathie April 9, 2013

Never Goose A Great White Shark

Gary had always been a prankster, specializing in immature gags. However, while he may have gotten away with trapping his siblings in fart filled blankets, his first attempt to prank a great white shark ended badly. It seems Gary had been hired to film great white sharks off the coast of New Zealand, but could not resist the opportunity to …
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Random Jokes, Questions and Quote Cover
Cathie April 6, 2013

Random Jokes | Questions | Quotes | Part 13

Random jokes, questions and quotes to twist and entertain your mind part 13… Shocking, thought provoking, and really funny stuff. »  Revenue Canada said recently that, while a record number of Canadians paid their taxes online this year, the system still had a few bugs. Most have since been resolved, however they still haven’t figured out a way to get …
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football game
Cathie April 4, 2013

Why Men Hate Taking Some Women To Football Games

A guy took his date to her first football game. They had great seats right behind his team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all those big, bulging muscles. But, I just couldn’t understand why they were out there killing each other …
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theater seats
Cathie April 1, 2013

Things Are Not Always As They Seem

The old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, “Sorry sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The old man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became more impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up from there I’m going to have to call …
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exclamation
Cathie March 24, 2013

Important Character In Human History Passes | Funeral Draws World Key Figures

By W. Lewis Last week the world quietly mourned the loss of yet another important figure in world history, Exclamation Point. It is suggested that he was of Latin origin, and that his name meant ‘joy’. His exact birth date is unknown, but he first appeared in printed documents around 1451, and was called the “sign of admiration or exclamation”, …
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