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Combat Ready Kitchenware Appeals To Culinary Warriors
2017 Update: It seems that backers from the KickStarter campaign for the Combat Kitchenware, back in 2012, still have not received their product. Shame on you James Brown! Thank You Brad for bringing this to our attention! Noble knights would be royal jesters to equip the lady of the castles with Combat Kitchenware, frying pans with weapon handles. The last …
How To Clean A Toilet Handsfree | Advice From A Dog
Seven Simple Steps To Make Your Toilet Sparkle And Shine 1. Lift both lids on your toilet bowl, and add a couple of capfuls of pet shampoo to the water. 2. Go to where the cat is sleeping, pick it up gently, and carry it to the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and …
Random Jokes | Questions | Quotes | Part 9
Here are a few random jokes, questions and quotes to make you smile: » Politicians refuse to listen to their conscience. They don’t want to follow advice from a total stranger. » Will’s advice for wooing women… When ya want your man to ‘play’ with ya, wear yerself one of them thar full length black nightgowns, with lots of buttons …
Will’s Thoughts | Ray Ray And Crazy Lady
Will’s Thoughts about Ray Ray, Crazy Lady & A DIY Grow Light. Now, I reckon that I ain’t a jealous fella, but every once in while I’ll make an exception. Case in point; a mysterious male internet ‘friend’ of Crazy Lady’s, called “Ray Ray”. I first heard his dastardly name mentioned in January, but it was in passing, so like …
Canadian Mice Need Lawyers | Beaver It Or Not | By Art Bupkis
By Art Bupkis Once upon a time, in a fair Manitoba meadow, lived a woodchuck named Charlotte. But never call her a groundhog! If you did, you were in for it, as she came from a long line of stuffy, entitled woodchucks. Indeed, her father had insisted on being called “Charles”, never “Chuck”. This family of woodchucks considered themselves “the …
You Know You That Need A New Truck When
You know that you need yourself a new truck when: You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you. You have to go to an upholstery shop every thousand miles to get the duct tape replaced. You accidentally make the wrong turn, pull into a junkyard’s driveway to turn around, and get pulled over …
11 Mind Games Cats Play You Should Be Aware Of
Here are 11 mind games that cats play you should be aware of: 1. Stare with exactly the same expression, whether you’re looking at nothing, or at an ax murderer. 2. Wait till your human lays out clean clothes and decide they’re the perfect place to nap. 3. Race through the house, hair on end, and then stop in the …
That Is When The Fight Started | Number 146
…and that is when the fight started. Phobias are weird things, especially when they affect haughty, power-tripping supervisors at work. Case in point, one Phoebe Anderson, little Miss Control Freak and resident germaphobe. Nobody said anything about her fears, and did their best to try not to notice. Phoebe prided herself on rubbing shoulders with the local uppity-ups, and loved …
Heaven | Hell | And The Itty Bitty Pile
An odd fellow died one day, and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment. As he stood there, he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates, and into Heaven. Others, though, were led over to Satan, who threw them down into the burning pit. But, every so often, instead of hurling a …