Is the Face Slimmer for you?
Is age beginning to catch up to you? Well there is a great weapon available for your beauty arsenal. Face Slimmer is a simple solution to the timeless problem of how to give those sagging facial skin and muscles a much-needed daily lift.
Just minutes a day is all you’ll need! Pop in the marvelous molded mouthpiece of the Face Slimmer and make mouth movements. It’s that simple. The manufacturers of Face Slimmer recommend “that you say vowel sounds out loud, over and over again, producing regular and methodical exercises that will strength the twelve facial expression muscles in a comprehensive way”.
Alrighty then! Seriously? If a woman is worried about looking good, this is the last bloody thing she wants paparazzi getting a shot of. Unless, of course, the woman wants that horrendous collagen injected lip look that has infested Hollywood, turning beautiful women into swollen lipped freaks.