» Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares? » Adam returned home late one night after drinking way too much with a dodo and a unicorn. Eve, who felt abandoned and was lonely, got angry and yelled at him, “You are seeing another woman!” Adam responded, “Don’t be silly, Eve, you are the only woman on earth.” …
Recently I received an email from a wonderful friend of mine. We met in an oil painting class, and have remained friends ever since. It’s one of those instant connections we sometimes have with certain people. Maybe we’ve met them in a previous life or something. We don’t speak to each other a lot, or visit a lot, but when we have …
» Thanks to automatic teller machines, children no longer believe that money grows on trees. Now they think it comes out of walls. » While we try to teach our children all about life, Our children teach us what life is all about. » I dreamed that God sneezed, and I didn’t know what to say. » A lot of …
The Logical Absurdity TV Channel 6 a.m. – Morning News – To get your day off on the wrong foot, all the bad news that happened overnight is presented. The depressed mindset you develop counterbalances the stimulants you took in at breakfast in the form of sugar, caffeine and fried pork. 9 a.m. – The Whiners – Reality Show – …
The mark of a true artist is the ability to take the ordinary and make it extraordinary. For a musician, it is a simple note. For an artist, it’s a stick of graphite, and to a writer, it’s life. Case in point is ‘Someday Forever’, by John Moelaert. Someday Forever is a literatical land made up of many things, from …
Former Canadian Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, was less than amused when reporters laughed hysterically as he stepped up to the podium to address an international press conference. Apparently a Quebec graphic artist, Luc Warm, had prepared what was supposed to be a bilingual podium facing, and used a spelling error to make what many in Quebec feel was an accurate …
One day in her contract law class, Professor Jensen asked one of the better students, “If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?” The young man replied, “I’d say , ‘Here’s an orange’ and hand it to them.” The professor was livid and said, “No! No! No! Think like a lawyer!” The student thought …
Worm Tequila Salt, or Sal de Gusano in Spanish, definitely isn’t for vegetarians. Gusano worms, plucked from their spiky cactus homes, are ground up, and then blended with rock salt and chili, to give it a nice smoky flavor. Not only is this salt perfect for those tequila shots, it is also perfect for salsa, salads or sprinkling on your …
The ultimate jaw-numbing wall-crawling sugar rush is here, an Edible Gummy Party Python. As far as we’re concerned, you can never go too big when it comes to colossal things made out of gummy. And, the Edible Gummy Party Python is every gummy muncher’s dream. It’s a twenty six pound edible python gummy nearly eight feet long, almost five inches …
Born in 2006, German automaker Audi’s high-performance 2-seater sports car, the Audi R8, continues to impress the motoring world with stunning design and captivating refinement. Now it’s out to set a new supercar standard, and has tailored one to Chinese tastes. To be known as the R8 China Edition, it fully expresses the automaker’s understanding and art of producing super …
