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Mad Cat Pill
Cathie July 29, 2014

How To Give A Cat A Pill

In order to assist you in giving your cat a pill, we have broken the procedure into simple steps that lead to a very predictable outcome. Here are instructions for how to give your cat a pill...
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Cat to throw baseball
Cathie May 17, 2014

Cat To Throw Ceremonial First Pitch At Baseball Game

WTF Was I Thinking? Every once in a while I come across a ‘wtf were you thinking?’ item. One such absurdity is an honor being given to a cat. And not just any cat, this ferocious feline is a family’s ‘guard cat’. Now don’t get me wrong, I think it’d be great if the kitty got the keys to the …
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stuck cats
Cathie May 6, 2014

16 Unexpected Places To Find Your Cat Stuck

"How did my cat get in there??" - Brought to you by Curiosity
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Tent Caterpillars Invade Prince George
Cathie February 21, 2014

Tent Caterpillars Invade Prince George | Our Back Yard

We were sitting here looking out the window at all the snow this morning, thinking to ourselves, “Sweet, spring will be here soon.” But then I vividly remembered what we went through last year. So, you know what, I hope we have winter ALL year long! This post is from May of 2013… but I thought I’d bring it up …
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Penis Gone
Cathie August 5, 2013

Man Wakes Up To Find Dog Ate His Penis

Penis Aggressively Amputated The next time that you get to thinking about getting naked, going outside and trying to pet a strange dog, you may want to think back on the following story. After consuming a ‘quantity’ of alcohol, a 64 year old Dominican Republic man woke to find himself in the hospital. Well, at least most of him. Imagine …
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Oppo Dog Muzzle
Cathie August 2, 2013

Dog Muzzles That Owners Will Go Quackers For

It might be the law for your canine companion to wear a dog muzzle when out and about, but that doesn’t mean it needs to be boring! And, apparently attractive either. As if neutering wasn’t humiliating enough, now with a Oppo Dog Muzzle you can transform your best friend into a platypus! Oh, go ahead and bark now big buddy, …
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Cats Sunning In Window
Cathie July 27, 2013

Researching Cat Food | Will’s Thoughts

Miss Screwrightoff proceeded to research cat food herself. It is important to note that research triggers yet another personality in Oya Keeptalking...
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Narcotic Detecting Cat
Cathie July 19, 2013

The Narcotic Detecting Cat | By Steven Wilson

It’s amazing how something as harmless as a little prank can involve changing a military base’s policy and may affect national security. But it can, and it happened to me. The Spring of 1994 found me at Sheppard Air Force Base, Texas, driving around my nice shiny patrol car, complete with a new, straight out of the box radar gun …
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grizzly
Cathie June 25, 2013

Tiny Woman Survives Savage Grizzly Bear Attack

On this particular day, Anita and her boyfriend, Jack, were out hiking in near Mount Robson, BC, when they were attacked by a grizzly bear...
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Dog and Owner
Cathie May 27, 2013

If Dogs Could Speak What Would they Say | By Ron Murdock

By Ron Murdock If dogs could speak, what would they tell us? Probably something to the effect of “We love you so much, and we’re so willing to serve you, yet we get so little in return.” Imagine becoming the person your dog thinks you are. An expression that has lot of truth to it, is that a dog is …
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Tekno the Robotic Puppy
Cathie May 10, 2013

3 Of The Most Amazing Robot Pets

In the future, why can't our pets be robotic? Self-maintaining, autonomous, with no stomach to fill with expensive kibble or fleshy organs that are...
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horse jumping
Cathie May 1, 2013

Listening Is Important But So Is Following Orders

This is a little story about the importance of following orders. Once a champion jockey was about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and said, “All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly …
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