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Great White Shark
Cathie April 9, 2013

Never Goose A Great White Shark

Gary had always been a prankster, specializing in immature gags. However, while he may have gotten away with trapping his siblings in fart filled blankets, his first attempt to prank a great white shark ended badly. It seems Gary had been hired to film great white sharks off the coast of New Zealand, but could not resist the opportunity to …
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goldfish
Cathie April 6, 2013

Chinese Goldfish Beauty Pageant Huge Success

The first ever International Goldfish Championship, hosted in Fuzhou, of China’s Fujian Province, took place on September 15, 2012. Three thousand entries, from fourteen different countries around the world, competed for the title of “World Goldfish Queen”. A panel of judges determined which of the goldfish contestants should be crowned the most beautiful goldfish in the world. In an interview …
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Cute Black and White Puppy
Cathie April 6, 2013

4 Things To Consider Before Getting A Pet

Are you thinking of getting a dog? The idea of adopting one is easier said than done. Whenever I see puppies, I almost give in to the temptation to adopt one, but some things always hold me back. Taking care of a pet is a huge responsibility, which means that you must be ready to carry the burden of caring …
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Not Your Mother's Book On Dogs Cover
Cathie March 23, 2013

Not Your Mothers Book On Dogs

Few images in life are more touching than rosy cheeked young children playing with preposterously cute puppies. Perhaps it’s because they invoke memories of giggling cherubs and the warm smell of puppy breath, or maybe they touch us far deeper in the soul, in an almost primal way. Mankind has an ancient affinity for all creatures canine, as do they …
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Dog Nose
Cathie February 27, 2013

Awesome Facts About Dogs

Did You Know dogs are truly amazing? Here are some dog gone awesome facts about dogs that you might not know: A dog’s heart beats between 70 and 120 times a minute, compared with a human heart, which beats on average from 70 to 80 times a minute. A dog’s normal body temperature is 100.5 to 102.5 degrees Fahrenheit. A …
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Pet Fur Dye
Cathie February 21, 2013

Pet Fur Dye Stupid But Popular Pet Idea

Here’s a really stupid pet idea, dye their fur a wide variety of outrageous colors guaranteed to turn Foo-Foo into the neighborhood laughing stock. Seriously? Now this borders on animal cruelty. It’s bad enough to groom an animal like an animated hedge, and to dress if Couture clothing, but making it look like it passed out at a pooch party and woke …
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wet cat
Cathie February 19, 2013

How To Clean A Toilet Handsfree | Advice From A Dog

Seven Simple Steps To Make Your Toilet Sparkle And Shine 1. Lift both lids on your toilet bowl, and add a couple of capfuls of pet shampoo to the water. 2. Go to where the cat is sleeping, pick it up gently, and carry it to the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and …
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mice
Cathie February 16, 2013

Canadian Mice Need Lawyers | Beaver It Or Not | By Art Bupkis

By Art Bupkis Once upon a time, in a fair Manitoba meadow, lived a woodchuck named Charlotte.  But never call her a groundhog!  If you did, you were in for it, as she came from a long line of stuffy, entitled woodchucks.  Indeed, her father had insisted on being called “Charles”, never “Chuck”. This family of woodchucks considered themselves “the …
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Black Cat With Yellow Eyes
Cathie February 12, 2013

11 Mind Games Cats Play You Should Be Aware Of

Here are 11 mind games that cats play you should be aware of: 1. Stare with exactly the same expression, whether you’re looking at nothing, or at an ax murderer. 2. Wait till your human lays out clean clothes and decide they’re the perfect place to nap. 3. Race through the house, hair on end, and then stop in the …
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Scary Ocean Fish
Cathie February 11, 2013

Ocean Depths Still Vastly Unexplored

Gerhard Pohle, acting executive director of the Huntsman Marine Science Centre in St. Andrews, New Brunswick, and experts working on an international database of marine species, say that a vast world exists beneath the surface of the ocean, and it still remains largely unknown to humankind. “There are an amazing amount of things, especially in the ocean, that we don’t …
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Brown Dog
Cathie February 6, 2013

10 Commandments For Pet Ownership | By Stan Rawlinson

Sure, pets are cute and cuddly, but not all the time. Before you win the heart of a four legged friend, please read the 10 commandments for pet ownership. 1. Our Lives are likely to last 10-15 years; any separation from you will be painful for us. Remember that before you bring us home. 2. Give us time to understand …
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Zoey Little Dog Hero
Cathie January 25, 2013

Zoey | Little Dog | Huge Hero

Zoey is a five pound long haired Chihuahua, which might seem tiny by dog standards, but Zoey is a true giant among canines. This story begins one beautiful, sunny July afternoon in Masonville, Colorado. Booker West, a heart stealing one year old boy, was over visiting his grandparents, who took advantage of the good weather to make sure that Booker …
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