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First Ascent Peak XV snow suit
Cathie September 13, 2011

Ultimate Extreme Cold Weather Survival Gear

This is the ultimate extreme cold weather survival gear, and it puts all other winter gear to shame.
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Flair Hair Visor
Cathie August 2, 2011

Baldness Is Beaten At Last With The Flair Hair Visor

Flair Hair® Visor, The Original Visors With Hair Just when you think you’ve seen it all… Have a buddy who’s a little sensitive over his hair loss? Well, we’ve found the perfect gift, Flair Hair! You’re thinking that ‘this has to be a gag’, right? Well, you are half right. Hats with hair are a hot fashion accessories for men …
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High Heeled Flippers
Cathie June 20, 2011

Global Flooding Spawns A Line Of High Heeled Flippers

With so much flooding going on, how does a chic girl stay fashionable? The Northern Star scoured the internet to find a solution, and did. We now proudly present, for your aquatic adventures, High Heeled Flippers! They’re perfect for staying in fashion as your home is swept away by raging rivers. Unfortunately, the only High Heeled Flippers that we could …
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Cat Ears - High Fashion
Cathie June 2, 2011

Cat Ears Are Hi-tech Fashion In Japan

In Japan, cats are very popular. So popular, that soon you may see many people walking around with cat ears on their heads! ‘Necomimi’ (cat ears) are hi-tech fashion. Not only are they fun to wear, they’re designed to communicate. Necomimi uses non-invasive neuroimaging technologies to read and express the emotions of the wearer. If the person is nervous or focused, …
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Otoko Kaoru – Fragrant Shirt
Cathie April 24, 2011

Otoko Kaoru – Fragrant Shirt Has Attracted A Lot Of Attention From Retailers

The Otoko Kaoru (good-smelling man) Fragrant Shirt was released for sale in Japan, and attracted a lot of attention from retailers, who snapped up the first run of these sweetly scented garments. Rose-scented micro-capsules are embedded in the shirt’s collar, and if they’re rubbed or put under pressure, they explode, releasing a liquid that evaporates into the air. The scent …
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Elf ears the latest trend
Cathie April 17, 2011

Pointy Elf Ears Are The Perfect Addition To A Pointy Little Head

Elf ears the latest trend? Fantasy film buffs of Lord of the Rings and Avatar have taken their obsessions to whole new levels, by having their ears shaped into ‘elf ears”, even though the craze has many possible health risks. The operation to get elf ears involves the top cartilage of the ears being sliced apart, and then sewn back together, …
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High Nose Electric Nose Lift
Cathie March 4, 2011

Beauty Lift High Nose Electric Nose Lift

Plastic surgery can cost a fortune, and in these times, not too many people have the extra money to get that perfect beak. But all is not lost. Now you can have that perfect schnoz. No scalpels, no doctors and it won’t break the bank! The Beauty Lift High Nose Electric Nose Lift’is the answer. For less than $150.00, and …
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Electronic Smile Enhancer
Cathie February 8, 2011

Electronic Smile Enhancer – Okay Everyone, Ready? SMILE!

Have you ever gone to get that great family portrait taken, only to have your kids refuse to smile? Or, how about visiting a relative’s house and having to beg your child to smile and act happy to see old Uncle Fred? Well, you’re not alone. All parents, at some point, want their children to put on a fake smile. …
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9 inch heels
Cathie November 30, 2010

9 Inch Heeled Platform Shoes Let You Stand Out In A Crowd

Are these platform shoes for you? For those who want to stand out in a crowd, there are now platform shoes with a whopping nine inch high heel. With a price tag of under $100 for a pair, these platform shoes are priced perfectly for those who feel vertically challenged or drag queens. The low price is a good thing, …
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Flylashes
Cathie November 13, 2010

Flylashes Are Made Out Of Fly Legs

Flylashes might not be for the squirmish! For many who are not blessed with lush lashes, they opt for false eyelashes. Just glue on some fake ones, and they enhance your eyes. Flylashes Are The Latest Craze Fake eyelashes come in many different lengths and colors. Some have glitter and even feathers. Jessica Harrison, a British artist, took false eyelashes …
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Crystal-coated Gas Mask
Cathie April 20, 2010

Crystal-coated Gas Mask Fashion Accessory Of The Future?

The Crystal-coated Gas Mask just might be the next fashion accessory of the future. A cutting-edge accessory has left Mexican fashion lovers gasping for breath. Designer Gianfranco Reni unveiled a crystal-coated gas mask at the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Mexico City, turning an iconic item from the Cold War era into a haute couture accessory for his military-inspired clothing line, …
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Face Flexor Mask
Cathie April 7, 2010

Face Flexor Mask Prevents Aging

Have you looked in the mirror lately, concerned about gravity taking it’s toll? Are your facial features sagging a little too much, but plastic surgery just isn’t for you? The answer to your problems may be the Face Flexor Mask! This patented little exercise invention is designed to firm up drooping facial flesh with quicker and better results than plain …
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