Isn’t my fetus just the neatest? Aw, you’re pregnant! A beautiful glow radiates from your skin, and you are having a ball shopping, planning and brainstorming about baby with friends. Yep, you are playing up your pregnancy like it’s the bloody biological marvel of the century. Soon, you feel the need to involve people with the growing baby personally, so …
How can you not love Walmart people? You just never know what you might see! Walmart people seem to be some of the most interesting people out there, and it is one of their favorite hangouts. It doesn’t matter what city, or even country that you are in, Walmart is like Barnum and Bailey’s retail emporium. Walmart people come in all …
Farmville Cows Get Government Subsidy If you ever doubt the ingenious evil of mankind, here is a true story of how men used Farmville cows to create real poop to deal with. Far, far away, in a foreign land called Romania, eight online “farmers” applied for and received government subsidies of about $150 per cow, for almost two thousand cows. …
Too Much Emphasis Is Placed On Education, And Far Too Little Is Placed On Ability It is said that things happen for a reason, but millions of us are much more concerned about what we must learn to become, than we are about who and what we really are. We live in a world today where far too much emphasis …
Selling human organs may very well become a reality in Canada. For decades, a number of organizations have spent a great deal of time, effort and money to encourage the public to donate organs. And, while their efforts have indeed helped thousands, in the grand scheme of things, the success rate is dismal. The reality is that thousands of people …
Avoid all the hassles of traditional education, just do what your boss and local politicians did, either collect enough cereal box tops to trade in for a...
There is a disturbing trend happening across the world. Governments are shutting down and dismantling their UFO programs. Citing a lack of activity or success, programs and organizations are closing up shop due to a number of factors. Funding is always a huge issue, so as the world plunged into a financial crisis, non-essential services and programs were the first …
You thought hackers were a royal pain in the butt before? Well, if you own a Satis digital toilet, you’re really going to dislike them now. As more homes go ‘hi-tech’, household appliances and fixtures now digitally controlled using a laptop or smartphone can be controlled by a hacker. Now, coming home to find that some hacker has defrosted your …
Penis Aggressively Amputated The next time that you get to thinking about getting naked, going outside and trying to pet a strange dog, you may want to think back on the following story. After consuming a ‘quantity’ of alcohol, a 64 year old Dominican Republic man woke to find himself in the hospital. Well, at least most of him. Imagine …
Just when men thought their worst fear on a date was finding male genitalia between the legs of the potential partner, along come these gals! It all began innocently enough, with police making their rounds in Ada, located in Pontotoc County, Oklahoma. While on patrol in the early morning hours of Monday, July 8th, police officers decided to check out …
While most of the world is teaching children to sit up straight at the table, keep their elbows off it and eat what is on their plate, folks in Japan seem to be encouraging children to eat from toilets.
