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23 Signs That You’re A Nerd

23 Signs That You’re A Nerd

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Here Are 23 Signs That You’re A Nerd…

How can you tell if you’re a nerd? Well, here’s 23 real good signs that you do things in a nerdly fashion that’s peculiar to nerdy personalities.

  1. You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.
  2. A VRML (virtual walk through a park) is your idea of a good date.
  3. Your bookmarks take 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
  4. Your glasses have a website image burned into them.
  5. Your dreams are in HTML.
  6. You call going to the bathroom ‘downloading’.
  7. You introduce yourself as “Jim at gmail.com”.
  8. You step out of your room and realize that your parents moved, but you don’t have a clue of when it happened.
  9. You turn on a baby monitor when leaving the room so you can hear if a new e-mail arrives.
  10. Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
  11. All of your friends have an @ symbol in their names.
  12. You like computers more than you like people.
  13. Your dog has its own home page.
  14. Your dog’s homepage is actually quite good.
  15. You check your mail. It says “no new messages”. So you check it again.
  16. You don’t know the sex of three of your closest friends because they have neutral nicknames, and you’ve never bothered to ask.
  17. Your husband has had a beard for two months and you still haven’t noticed.
  18. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom, and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
  19. You tell the kids that they can’t use the computer because, “Mommy’s got work to do”, but you don’t even have a job.
  20. The last date you had was with a jpeg.
  21. You’ve had an estimate for how much it would cost to replace the computer chair with a toilet.
  22. Your wife says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy her a computer so the two of you can chat.
  23. As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the “back” button.
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