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Cathie

Things Husbands Should Not Say During Childbirth

Things That Husbands Should Not Say When Their Wives Are Experiencing Childbirth Men, be forewarned that there are certain things that husbands should not say during childbirth. In fact, almost anything heard beyond, “Yes dear” and “You’re right dear” may lead to decapitation and/or the severing of one’s dangly bits. So, whatever you do, don’t say something like: Gosh you’re …
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Children See Hear Speak No Evil - Funny Kids
Cathie

Kids Say The Funniest Things | Part One

\ Kids Sure Do Say The Funniest Things Kids are vertically challenged comedians of the underage kind, and they say the funniest things. Here’s a collection of childish jewels to get you smiling. A little boy, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell his mother that he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So she fished it out …
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Funny Dog Hiding
Cathie

21 Funny Dog Hiding Spots

Dogs Can Find Hilarious Places To Hide Funny dog hiding spots can be in hilarious places. You just never know where you might find one. In the refrigerator? Hiding behind/in/under the couch? Or in a laundry hamper. Here are 21 funny dog hiding spots we bet you laugh at.
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Cathie

30 Great Reasons Why Wives Buy Their Husband’s Clothes

Why wives buy their husband’s clothes. Left to their own devices, some men unleash their sense of fashion and the result can be visually and socially painful. As proof, here are 30 great reasons why wives buy their husband’s clothes, and why men must never be allowed to dress themselves: “Beer Buddies” are the newest rage on beaches around the …
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Animal Tracks In Snow - Santa Paws
Cathie

Legend of Santa Paws Lives On

Humans have their legend of Santa Claus, but few know of or even care about the animal legend Santa Paws. For you who want to know, here’s the story of a never seen critter; the phantom of the forests; the ninja of neighborhoods and; the footprints by the food bowl known as Santa Paws. Raised by Eagles And Wolves The …
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Cathie

Show Him Your Badge

One hot summer afternoon a large, powerfully built police officer pulls into a rancher’s yard, gets out and asks a well weathered old gentleman near the barn who owns it. The old fella tells the officer that he does, and asks what he can do for him. Don’t Go Into That Field The officer informs the aged rancher, “I’m here …
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Funny Parking
Cathie

20 Drivers Who Parked Like An Idiot

Drivers Who Parked Like Idiots But Didn’t Get Away With It Here are 20 drivers who parked like an idiot, and didn’t get away with it. This is dedicated to all those who deserve to be shamed for their appalling parking skills! Created by Pango USA
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Longaberger basket company
Cathie

Giant Picnic Basket Office Building

For those who find themselves passing through Newark, Ohio, keep your hands on the wheel and try not to stare when all of a sudden a massive woven basket weaves into view. No, it’s not the home of the Easter Bunny. The giant picnic basket building belongs to the Longaberger Company, an American manufacturer of handcrafted maple wood baskets, so …
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Not Your Mother,s Book On Sex
Cathie

Not Your Mothers Book On Sex

Sex sells. And, it gets people’s attention. The following is a critique of the book “Not Your Mothers Book On Sex” A lot of attention! Sex is as natural as sunshine, yet it is something that folks try their best to keep out of the light of day. But, sex makes the world go around, with most things on this …
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Praylenol
Cathie

Praylenol | Opiate for the Masses

When neuroscientists identified the exact neural pattern associated with religious fervor, we at pharmaceutical powerhouse, Jones, Swallow & Jones-Moore, thought “how can we...
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Praise The Lord
Cathie

Prayer For A Crushed Scrotum

I want to share a recent blessing with you all. Just two months ago, my husband Jim had a terrible bicycle wreck, and ended up with a crushed scrotum. The pain was...
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Judge
Cathie

Judge Sentences Man For Stealing Peaches | Wife Not Happy

Why Did You Steal The Peaches? Caught shoplifting, Harry was taken before a judge accused of theft. The judge asked the married middle-aged man, “What did you steal?” “A small can of peaches,” Harry replied. The judge asked him why he had stolen the peaches and Harry replied, “I was hungry your honor.” The judge then looked at Harry and …
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teens with guns
Cathie

How Times Have Changed | High School 1958 vs 2014

Scenario 1: Jonah goes quail hunting before school, and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack. 1958:  Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jonah’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jonah. 2014:  School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jonah hauled off to jail and never sees his …
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Virtual Cows | FarmVille
Cathie

FarmVille Cows Get Over $650,000 In Subsidies From Government

Farmville Cows Get Government Subsidy If you ever doubt the ingenious evil of mankind, here is a true story of how men used Farmville cows to create real poop to deal with. Far, far away, in a foreign land called Romania, eight online “farmers” applied for and received government subsidies of about $150 per cow, for almost two thousand cows. …
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Cathie

Too Much Emphasis Is Placed On Education

Too Much Emphasis Is Placed On Education, And Far Too Little Is Placed On Ability It is said that things happen for a reason, but millions of us are much more concerned about what we must learn to become, than we are about who and what we really are. We live in a world today where far too much emphasis …
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