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teens with guns
Cathie January 19, 2014

How Times Have Changed | High School 1958 vs 2014

Scenario 1: Jonah goes quail hunting before school, and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack. 1958:  Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jonah’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jonah. 2014:  School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jonah hauled off to jail and never sees his …
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Virtual Cows | FarmVille
Cathie January 7, 2014

FarmVille Cows Get Over $650,000 In Subsidies From Government

Farmville Cows Get Government Subsidy If you ever doubt the ingenious evil of mankind, here is a true story of how men used Farmville cows to create real poop to deal with. Far, far away, in a foreign land called Romania, eight online “farmers” applied for and received government subsidies of about $150 per cow, for almost two thousand cows. …
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classroom
Cathie December 3, 2013

Too Much Emphasis Is Placed On Education

Too Much Emphasis Is Placed On Education, And Far Too Little Is Placed On Ability It is said that things happen for a reason, but millions of us are much more concerned about what we must learn to become, than we are about who and what we really are. We live in a world today where far too much emphasis …
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Random Jokes, Questions and Quote Cover
Cathie November 13, 2013

Random Jokes | Questions | Quotes | Part 15

Random Jokes, Questions and Quotes Part 15 »  When Marci was 4, her family lived in a neighborhood where the only children to play with were two rough boys. One day the three of them were out playing in the back yard. All of a sudden the two little boys came running in, crying. When asked what happened, one boy …
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northern star dictioary
Cathie November 9, 2013

Honest Dictionary Tells It Like It Is

New dictionary terms from The Northern Star Dictionary. Fun Dictionary definitions. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late, and late when you are early. Cigarette: Tobacco rolled in paper, that when lit, has fire on one end and a fool on the other. Classics: Books that people praise, but do not read. Committee : Individuals who do nothing individually, that come together …
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Translate Crazy Lady
Cathie October 4, 2013

Translating Crazy Lady | What She Says | What She Means

Translating Crazy Lady ain’t always easy, but over time, this here is what I have learned...
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panty hose dogs
Cathie October 2, 2013

I Will Pass On The Pantyhose | By Val Enders

I knew I’d have to resurrect the pantyhose for the evening, a thought I dreaded. Of course I’d have to shave my legs first, because the nylon tends to accentuate hairy legs...
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Fly Bathing
Cathie September 5, 2013

Fly You Are Just Too Darn Gross For Me | By Val Enders

I was sitting at my desk when, out of no where, a deranged fly zoomed by my head. It was out of control and obviously hadn't a clue what...
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Plato Tweet
Cathie September 1, 2013

If Plato Had Tweeted | By Ed Tasca

The Tweet thread of Plato’s famous defense of Socrates, The Apologia, where he is...
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Practical Science Mosquitoe
Cathie August 28, 2013

Science Is Out Of Touch With Reality

In a day and age when science does incredible things, I reckon that it remains entirely out of touch with reality.
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deer
Cathie August 28, 2013

Voice Modulators And Deer | By Steven Wilson

There just has to be something in wedding cake that installs what I refer to as a Mark 1 Instant Voice-Over Recorder Modulator Device into the groom. This is the skill men have to repeat the last bit of words their wives have been throwing at them, to ensure her he’s paying attention. I have it down to an art …
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nascar
Cathie August 20, 2013

Trying To Explain NASCAR To A Yankee Girlfriend | By Steven Wilson

NASCAR and the military have embraced one another. I’m proud to say that every Soldier, Sailor, Airman or Marine in uniform that shows up at a NASCAR sanctioned event is applauded by the crowd as they make their way to their seats. I’ve seen several people stand up and shake the hand of the men and women in uniform at …
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