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Random Jokes, Questions and Quote Cover
Cathie November 13, 2013

Random Jokes | Questions | Quotes | Part 15

Random Jokes, Questions and Quotes Part 15 »  When Marci was 4, her family lived in a neighborhood where the only children to play with were two rough boys. One day the three of them were out playing in the back yard. All of a sudden the two little boys came running in, crying. When asked what happened, one boy …
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northern star dictioary
Cathie November 9, 2013

Honest Dictionary Tells It Like It Is

New dictionary terms from The Northern Star Dictionary. Fun Dictionary definitions. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late, and late when you are early. Cigarette: Tobacco rolled in paper, that when lit, has fire on one end and a fool on the other. Classics: Books that people praise, but do not read. Committee : Individuals who do nothing individually, that come together …
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Translate Crazy Lady
Cathie October 4, 2013

Translating Crazy Lady | What She Says | What She Means

Translating Crazy Lady ain’t always easy, but over time, this here is what I have learned...
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panty hose dogs
Cathie October 2, 2013

I Will Pass On The Pantyhose | By Val Enders

I knew I’d have to resurrect the pantyhose for the evening, a thought I dreaded. Of course I’d have to shave my legs first, because the nylon tends to accentuate hairy legs...
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Fly Bathing
Cathie September 5, 2013

Fly You Are Just Too Darn Gross For Me | By Val Enders

I was sitting at my desk when, out of no where, a deranged fly zoomed by my head. It was out of control and obviously hadn't a clue what...
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Plato Tweet
Cathie September 1, 2013

If Plato Had Tweeted | By Ed Tasca

The Tweet thread of Plato’s famous defense of Socrates, The Apologia, where he is...
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Practical Science Mosquitoe
Cathie August 28, 2013

Science Is Out Of Touch With Reality

In a day and age when science does incredible things, I reckon that it remains entirely out of touch with reality.
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deer
Cathie August 28, 2013

Voice Modulators And Deer | By Steven Wilson

There just has to be something in wedding cake that installs what I refer to as a Mark 1 Instant Voice-Over Recorder Modulator Device into the groom. This is the skill men have to repeat the last bit of words their wives have been throwing at them, to ensure her he’s paying attention. I have it down to an art …
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nascar
Cathie August 20, 2013

Trying To Explain NASCAR To A Yankee Girlfriend | By Steven Wilson

NASCAR and the military have embraced one another. I’m proud to say that every Soldier, Sailor, Airman or Marine in uniform that shows up at a NASCAR sanctioned event is applauded by the crowd as they make their way to their seats. I’ve seen several people stand up and shake the hand of the men and women in uniform at …
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peek-a-boo
Cathie August 10, 2013

Peek-A-Boo | Where Are You | By Val Enders

There must be other people that live in our house without our knowledge or permission.
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Oppo Dog Muzzle
Cathie August 2, 2013

Dog Muzzles That Owners Will Go Quackers For

It might be the law for your canine companion to wear a dog muzzle when out and about, but that doesn’t mean it needs to be boring! And, apparently attractive either. As if neutering wasn’t humiliating enough, now with a Oppo Dog Muzzle you can transform your best friend into a platypus! Oh, go ahead and bark now big buddy, …
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Bathroom Mess
Cathie July 25, 2013

A Womans Bathroom Is Like A Battlefield | By Steven Wilson

There’s a certain time in every relationship when a giant leap takes place and it’s a very painful journey for the male of the species...
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