Random Jokes, Questions and Quotes Part 15 » When Marci was 4, her family lived in a neighborhood where the only children to play with were two rough boys. One day the three of them were out playing in the back yard. All of a sudden the two little boys came running in, crying. When asked what happened, one boy …
New dictionary terms from The Northern Star Dictionary. Fun Dictionary definitions. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late, and late when you are early. Cigarette: Tobacco rolled in paper, that when lit, has fire on one end and a fool on the other. Classics: Books that people praise, but do not read. Committee : Individuals who do nothing individually, that come together …
I knew I’d have to resurrect the pantyhose for the evening, a thought I dreaded. Of course I’d have to shave my legs first, because the nylon tends to accentuate hairy legs...
I was sitting at my desk when, out of no where, a deranged fly zoomed by my head. It was out of control and obviously hadn't a clue what...
By: Steve Wilson Modulator Device There just has to be something in wedding cake that instills what I refer to as a “IVORMD” or a Mark 1 Instant Voice-Over Recorder Modulator Device” into the groom. This gives the men the skill to repeat the last bit of words that their wives have been throwing at them to ensure her that …
NASCAR and the military have embraced one another. I’m proud to say that every Soldier, Sailor, Airman or Marine in uniform that shows up at a NASCAR sanctioned event is applauded by the crowd as they make their way to their seats. I’ve seen several people stand up and shake the hand of the men and women in uniform at …
It might be the law for your canine companion to wear a dog muzzle when out and about, but that doesn’t mean it needs to be boring! And, apparently attractive either. As if neutering wasn’t humiliating enough, now with a Oppo Dog Muzzle you can transform your best friend into a platypus! Oh, go ahead and bark now big buddy, …
Hubby and I have lived in the same house for forty years. When we put our roots down, we sink them in deep. We’ve thought about moving, but the thought of cleaning out the garage attic, just makes us shudder. After all, there’s forty years of crapola up there. The neighborhood is generally made up of older couples who, like …
The Narcotic Detecting Cat by By Steven Wilson Harmless Little Prank It’s amazing how something as harmless as a little prank can involve changing a military base’s policy and may affect national security. But it can, and it happened to me. The Spring of 1994 found me at Sheppard Air Force Base, Texas, driving around my nice shiny patrol car, …
On this particular day, Anita and her boyfriend, Jack, were out hiking in near Mount Robson, BC, when they were attacked by a grizzly bear...
