You thought hackers were a royal pain in the butt before? Well, if you own a Satis digital toilet, you’re really going to dislike them now. As more homes go ‘hi-tech’, household appliances and fixtures now digitally controlled using a laptop or smartphone can be controlled by a hacker. Now, coming home to find that some hacker has defrosted your …
Penis Aggressively Amputated The next time that you get to thinking about getting naked, going outside and trying to pet a strange dog, you may want to think back on the following story. After consuming a ‘quantity’ of alcohol, a 64 year old Dominican Republic man woke to find himself in the hospital. Well, at least most of him. Imagine …
It might be the law for your canine companion to wear a dog muzzle when out and about, but that doesn’t mean it needs to be boring! And, apparently attractive either. As if neutering wasn’t humiliating enough, now with a Oppo Dog Muzzle you can transform your best friend into a platypus! Oh, go ahead and bark now big buddy, …
Finally, gone are the days of checking diaper moisture with a finger. With elasticized waistbands, colorful designs and comfort rivaling Air Force One, the newest leap in diaper technology. Huggies has an iphone system called ‘TweetPee’. Huggies Brazil has invented a plastic device that sends an alert to your iPhone when your baby goes number one. The only slightly obtrusive …
By Betty Mermelstein Our country boasts 401 national park areas! Each one an introduction to the grandeur that is this vast and environmentally varied United States. We all want to visit as many as possible, and “we all” showed up to Yosemite the year my family made the trip there. It never crossed our minds to turn around and leave …
By Steven Wilson There are a few things in this world I will just never understand. Like why don’t I have a holo-deck in my house yet? I never understood chitterlings in general. Those neon lights underneath cars, what’s the point of that? And, most vexing of all, whatever happened to the good old fashioned, quaint, by the side of …
It’s the coolest thing in the world to be able to say, “I am taking my wife to a heavy metal show for Mother’s Day” and… the spousling that is going to aforementioned heavy metal concert does not have purple spiked hair, assorted pins and metal objects in her cheeks, chin or forehead and only wears all black at funerals. …
Hubby and I have lived in the same house for forty years. When we put our roots down, we sink them in deep. We’ve thought about moving, but the thought of cleaning out the garage attic, just makes us shudder. After all, there’s forty years of crapola up there. The neighborhood is generally made up of older couples who, like …
