Here, in reverse order, are the top 10 signs that your computer keyboard needs to be cleaned: 10. You can turn the keyboard over and feed your miniature poodle for a week. 9. You filled up a brand new vacuum bag… and it’s still dirty. 8. You can no longer tell the difference between the NumLock light and the bioluminescent …
One of the world’s weirdest home dust collectors we’ve found is ‘The Un-Knitting Machine’. Oh sure, it’s eco-friendly on a number of levels, and is brilliant at what it does, but, how many folks in the world do you think are currently out there shopping for an unknitting machine? This clever device utilizes parts of a bicycle to unravel old …
There is a right way, and a wrong way, to do everything. Such as in the case of giving your genitals a little flair, or flare...
Here’s some beer trivia to expand your mind as beer expands your waistline: Germany serves beer ice cream in popsicle form. Its alcoholic content is less than that found in “classic” beer. In 1962, Iron City beer was the brand used to test-market the concept of tab opening aluminum cans. By 1970, over 90% of all beer cans were self-opening. …
The sport of extreme ironing was born in 1997, when the British mountaineer, Phil (Steam) Shaw, was uncertain whether to stay home and do laundry, or go climbing, so he did both. As a joke, he knocked off a few shirts at the summit, having toted his ironing board and iron with him. Word (and photographs) of the stunt spread …
When at a complete loss for a comeback, ‘yo mamma’ wisecracks are great to fall back on. Here’s a few to help you know what to say when you don’t know what to say: 1. Yo momma is so honest, her driver’s license has her real weight on it. 2. Yo momma is so friendly, she waves back at the …
Gerhard Pohle, acting executive director of the Huntsman Marine Science Centre in St. Andrews, New Brunswick and experts working on an international database of marine species, say that a vast world exists beneath the surface of the ocean and it still remains largely unknown to humankind. “There are an amazing amount of things, especially in the ocean, that we don’t …
Once Used To Bury The Dead Native Americans called Glastenbury Mountain in Vermont’s Green Mountains “cursed”, and used it strictly for burying their dead. And it turns out that they had good reason to fear the mountain. Over the years there has been between 30 – 40 unexplained disappearances of people. People who have never been found. The trails stop …
» Mr. Clemenceau posted a sign in the classroom stating, “Because of an academic conference, Mr. Clemenceau will not be teaching his classes tomorrow.” One of his smart-aleck pupils decided to erase the “c” in classes. Wise to such student shenanigans, Mr. Clemenceau then erased the “l”. » Man is the best computer that we can put aboard a spacecraft, and the …
Not Your Mother’s Book On Being A Stupid Kid | A Classic Collection Of True Americana | Or, The Best Brain Farts Ever! I read a lot because I enjoy reading, though occasionally I read something that I don’t enjoy. When I received ‘Not Your Mother’s Book On Being A Stupid Kid’, by Dahlynn McKowen, Ken McKowen and Laurel McHargue, …
