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Elderly Lady On Swing
Cathie May 30, 2013

Will’s Thoughts | Growing Older, Bolder And Colder

Will’s Thoughts on growing older. I reckon I thought that growing older was going to be different somehow. Ironically, it turned out to be different, but in ways that I never imagined. I used to snore so loud that it set off car alarms outside, now when I’m asleep, others worry that I’m dead. I’ve also learned that you can …
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Dog Food Bowl
Cathie March 2, 2013

Will’s Thoughts | By-Products In Pet Food

Will’s Thoughts about by-products in foods. I’ve kept a frustration of mine quiet for at least a decade, but today the dam bursts, the bubble pops and the milk gets spilled. The object of my rejection is ‘by-products’, the pinnacle of capitalist cons, and the summit of social stupidity. I reckon that by-products began a long time ago when we …
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bug
Cathie February 25, 2013

Will’s Thoughts | Crazy Lady And Shutterbugs

There is such a thing as too many pixels! Too much information is not always a good thing. Nor are too many pixels necessarily good for the soul. However, when you combine the two, you get Crazy Lady running around the house with a serious case of the heebie-geebies. Such was the way that my afternoon unfolded. Let me tell …
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DIY Grow Light
Cathie February 17, 2013

Will’s Thoughts | Ray Ray And Crazy Lady

Will’s Thoughts about Ray Ray, Crazy Lady & A DIY Grow Light. Now, I reckon that I ain’t a jealous fella, but every once in while I’ll make an exception. Case in point; a mysterious male internet ‘friend’ of Crazy Lady’s, called “Ray Ray”. I first heard his dastardly name mentioned in January, but it was in passing, so like …
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Woman Teeth
Cathie February 3, 2013

Will’s Thoughts | Stovetop Symphony

Will’s Thoughts about creating music with his stovetop symphony. I love music. I love all types of music, from rock to rhapsody, and from swing to symphonic. Sometimes I like my music loud, and at other times I like music as soft as leaves being used by the wind to whisper lullabies. Music can excite me, making me want to …
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ipad
Cathie November 27, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | Celebrity Websites That Suck

Will’s Thoughts about celebrity websites that suck. I reckon, that in the light of the digital dawn, it has become incredibly easy for anyone to tell the world their story, and to interact globally with others using websites. So, I find it puzzling that celebrities, who make a living by getting into the spotlight, digitally give their fans the middle …
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Heart Shaped Jeans
Cathie November 25, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | Thank You Levi Strauss

I reckon that there are some folks that I really should thank for being there throughout my life, often protecting, and always keeping me covered. There are few things in our lives that transcend childhood, that are a constant thread that carries on throughout our lives. And so, these folks need some well deserved recognition for being there for me, …
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Baby Laughing
Cathie September 25, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | Bizarre Names Celebrities Give Their Children

Will’s Thoughts about bizarre celebrity children names. I’m sure that someone has probably asked this question before, but what the heck is up with celebrities people abusing their children with bizarre names? For instance, Jermaine Jackson (Michael’s brother), and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (who also had kids with little brother, Randy Jackson), named their son, ‘Jermajesty’. Seriously? Does Jermajesty mean ‘Royal …
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no speaking
Cathie September 17, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | I Quit Speaking English

Will’s Thoughts About Speaking English I have almost quit speaking the English language. While I continue to write it, only remnants of it now make it past my lips. I now mostly speak Inflection. Inflection involves the use of the unique combination of psychic, auditory, visual and physical expressions to communicate. To give you an example of the difference, in …
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Woodstock
Cathie August 21, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | 50th Anniversary Of Woodstock

Will’s Thoughts On The 50th Anniversary Of Woodstock Next year (2019) is the 50th anniversary of the Woodstock Music and Art Fair (informally known as Woodstock, or The Woodstock Festival). Woodstock was a music festival, billed as “An Aquarian Exposition: 3 Days of Peace and Music”. It took place from August 15th to August 18th, 1969, out on Max Yasgur’s …
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television shows
Cathie August 14, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | The Quality Of Motion Pictures And Television

Will’s Thoughts On The Quality Of Motion Pictures And Television Shows Today. I heard someone talking about the current state of motion pictures and television shows the other day, and while I can’t print exactly what they said, let’s just say that it was a heap less than flattering, and positively prolifically profane. It made my heart go out to …
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miners
Cathie August 7, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | I’m A Miner

Will’s Thoughts about miners, and being a miner. I reckon that I’m a miner. No, not the kind that extracts things from the earth, but rather one who feels it necessary to own things that I just ‘had’ to have, but will probably only use twice in my lifetime (if I’m lucky). I’m one of those miners who walks around …
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