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Woman Teeth
Cathie February 3, 2013

Will’s Thoughts | Stovetop Symphony

Will’s Thoughts about creating music with his stovetop symphony. I love music. I love all types of music, from rock to rhapsody, and from swing to symphonic. Sometimes I like my music loud, and at other times I like music as soft as leaves being used by the wind to whisper lullabies. Music can excite me, making me want to …
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ipad
Cathie November 27, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | Celebrity Websites That Suck

Will’s Thoughts about celebrity websites that suck. I reckon, that in the light of the digital dawn, it has become incredibly easy for anyone to tell the world their story, and to interact globally with others using websites. So, I find it puzzling that celebrities, who make a living by getting into the spotlight, digitally give their fans the middle …
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Heart Shaped Jeans
Cathie November 25, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | Thank You Levi Strauss

I reckon that there are some folks that I really should thank for being there throughout my life, often protecting, and always keeping me covered. There are few things in our lives that transcend childhood, that are a constant thread that carries on throughout our lives. And so, these folks need some well deserved recognition for being there for me, …
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Baby Laughing
Cathie September 25, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | Bizarre Names Celebrities Give Their Children

Will’s Thoughts about bizarre celebrity children names. I’m sure that someone has probably asked this question before, but what the heck is up with celebrities people abusing their children with bizarre names? For instance, Jermaine Jackson (Michael’s brother), and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (who also had kids with little brother, Randy Jackson), named their son, ‘Jermajesty’. Seriously? Does Jermajesty mean ‘Royal …
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no speaking
Cathie September 17, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | I Quit Speaking English

Will’s Thoughts About Speaking English I have almost quit speaking the English language. While I continue to write it, only remnants of it now make it past my lips. I now mostly speak Inflection. Inflection involves the use of the unique combination of psychic, auditory, visual and physical expressions to communicate. To give you an example of the difference, in …
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Woodstock
Cathie August 21, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | 50th Anniversary Of Woodstock

Will’s Thoughts On The 50th Anniversary Of Woodstock Next year (2019) is the 50th anniversary of the Woodstock Music and Art Fair (informally known as Woodstock, or The Woodstock Festival). Woodstock was a music festival, billed as “An Aquarian Exposition: 3 Days of Peace and Music”. It took place from August 15th to August 18th, 1969, out on Max Yasgur’s …
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television shows
Cathie August 14, 2012

The Quality Of Motion Pictures And Television | Will’s Thoughts

Will’s Thoughts On The Quality Of Motion Pictures And Television Shows Today. I heard someone talking about the current state of motion pictures and television shows the other day, and while I can’t print exactly what they said, let’s just say that it was a heap less than flattering and prolifically profane. It made my heart go out to studio …
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miners
Cathie August 7, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | I’m A Miner

Will’s Thoughts about miners, and being a miner. I reckon that I’m a miner. No, not the kind that extracts things from the earth, but rather one who feels it necessary to own things that I just ‘had’ to have, but will probably only use twice in my lifetime (if I’m lucky). I’m one of those miners who walks around …
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family reunion
Cathie July 24, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | Annual Female Reunion

Will’s Thoughts About Our Annual Female Reunion Recently I had the ‘pleasure’ of being surrounded by several persons of the female persuasion. Normally, Crazy Lady and I live a fairly quiet, almost reclusive life. But, once a year, I’m subjected to a feminine genetic reunion of three generations. Now, don’t get me wrong, Screeches and Cream’s family is just as …
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Elderly Holding Hands
Cathie July 10, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | You Know You’ve Been A Couple For A Long Time When

You know you’ve been a couple for a long time when you find yourselves spending an hour discussing whether or not you need to go to the store. Once it’s decided that we need to, Crazy Lady co-pilots the trip. Somehow, despite my deplorable driving practices, we manage to safely arrive at the parking lot. I usually like to go …
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anger problems
Cathie June 19, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | You Know You Have Anger Problems When

Will’s Thoughts – You know you have anger problems when… I recently tried to think back over the years to find a time in life, before meeting Alli Everwant, when I was not angry. I simply could not recall a single time in my entire life when I wasn’t. Now, don’t get me wrong, there were tons of moments of …
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Walking With Cane
Cathie June 12, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | Age Does Funny Things To People

Will’s Thoughts – Age Does Funny Things To People. Take Minnie Changes and I. When we first met, she’d all but curled into a fetal position and shut out the world. She was introverted, shy, and a reclusive person who was sick of all the pain people inflicted on each other. I, on the other hand, drank too much, talked …
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