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Cathie June 5, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | Education System Is A Complete Failure

Will’s Thoughts – The Current Education System Is A Complete Failure It is my humble opinion, that one of the greatest wastes of time, money and manpower in all of modern history, is the current education system. It is a gluttonous, insatiable pig, that needlessly consumes massive amounts of public resources to attempt to establish its own concept of a …
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Phobias And Fears
Cathie May 29, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | Irrational Phobias And Fears

Will’s Thoughts – Irrational Phobias And Fears I reckon that we all have irrational fears and phobias. For some, it may be a bug busily buzzing around them that sends them dashing about, flapping their arms like someone trying to flag down a helicopter. For others, it may be a spider or mouse that reduces them to a blubbering basket …
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construction union worker
Cathie May 22, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | Trade Unions Committing Suicide

Will’s Thoughts – Unions Are Committing Suicide. It breaks my heart to see trade unions committing suicide, and sadly, they don’t even realize its happening. As a union supporter, and current member, it’s painful to watch them walking right into a trap with their eyes wide open, totally oblivious to the danger. So, just what the heck am I talking …
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no stupid questions
Cathie May 15, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | Stupid Questions

Will’s Thoughts – We have all heard the statement, ‘The only stupid question is the one you fail to ask’. Well, I ain’t never heard of bigger monkey muffins, bull manure or horse hunks. Ever! No stupid questions indeed! What dimwit came up with that? Seriously? Did he/she never read about redneck cousin Leroy checking the gas level in the …
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dyed hair
Cathie May 1, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | Love Makes Us Do Strange Things

Will’s Thoughts – Love makes us do strange things. For instance, during that delightful (and extremely short) ‘honeymoon’ period of love when Crazy Lady and I first met, when anything and everything was possible. So, when Countess Clairol decided that she would color her hair at home, and suggested that she might as well do mine too, I figured, ‘Shucks, …
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Funny Smartphone
Cathie April 24, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | Smartphones Are Smarter Than I Am

Will’s Thoughts – Smartphones Are Smarter Than I Am I think smartphones are stupid. They are digital Swiss army knives, and apparently there is some dang international quest to build smartphones that can do everything except the dishes. There also seems to be a race to cram them into ever smaller packages. I have seen telephones evolve from huge wooden …
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large potholes
Cathie April 10, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | Potholes So Big They Have Zip Codes

Will’s Thoughts – Large Potholes With Their Own Zip Codes Happy pothole season! Yep, it’s that time of year again, and everyone round here has a story about a monsterous paved black hole that they, or a relative, almost lost their life in. Our potholes are truly legendary, and yet, as much as people complain about them, they do serve …
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hoarders
Cathie April 3, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | Things We Have Just In Case

Will’s Thoughts – Things we have ‘just in case’. Just in case. Now, who would have thought that three little words could have such an impact on our lives? They can be used as a shield against possible social, economic or physical disaster, or as a horn to announce the arrival of the King and Queen of Hoarding. I’d like …
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Ornery Woman
Cathie March 20, 2012

Will’s Thought’s | What Makes Us Ornery?

Will’s Thoughts – What Makes Us Ornery? Have you ever had one of those days, when you roll out of bed first thing in the morning meaner than a stick poked badger? There ain’t no rhyme nor reason, you just woke up with a hankering to cause someone, or something grief, or at the very least, aggravation. It may be …
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Houdini Mouse In Attic
Cathie March 13, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | Houdini The Mouse Versus Mouse Traps [VIDEO/PICTURES]

Will’s Thoughts on Houdini The Mouse Houdini The Mouse Versus The Mouse Traps began on Friday March 9th, so after you read it, check out the video at the bottom of this post for the conclusion of ‘Houdini’s War’! What started as a scratching noise in our ceiling, has now escalated to a full scale rodent war. Now, don’t get …
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Sculpture of Man
Cathie February 28, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | How Art Imitates Life

Will’s Thoughts On How Art Imitates Life. It is said that art imitates life, and it sure must be so, because in the last one hundred years, the world has gone from looking like a Norman Rockwell painting to a Picasso abstract interpretation. Cherry cheeked children that once inspired peach crate labels, wear more make-up than drag queens today as …
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Woman With Head In Freezer
Cathie February 21, 2012

Will’s Thoughts | Tips To Survive Menopause

Will’s Thoughts On Tips To Survive Menopause. During menopause, a woman’s ovaries stop making eggs and they produce less estrogen and progesterone. Changes in these hormones cause menopause symptoms. In man speak, that translates to “Run Forrest. Run Forrest, run!” It is the biological time of a woman’s life when she is most dangerous. Her intellect is peaking, her self …
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