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Party Time
Cathie July 19, 2013

It is 3:00 AM | Shaddup Already | By Val Enders

Hubby and I have lived in the same house for forty years.  When we put our roots down, we sink them in deep.  We’ve thought about moving, but the thought of cleaning out the garage attic, just makes us shudder.  After all, there’s forty years of crapola up there. The neighborhood is generally made up of older couples who, like …
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Narcotic Detecting Cat
Cathie July 19, 2013

The Narcotic Detecting Cat | By Steven Wilson

It’s amazing how something as harmless as a little prank can involve changing a military base’s policy and may affect national security. But it can, and it happened to me. The Spring of 1994 found me at Sheppard Air Force Base, Texas, driving around my nice shiny patrol car, complete with a new, straight out of the box radar gun …
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grizzly
Cathie June 25, 2013

Tiny Woman Survives Savage Grizzly Bear Attack

On this particular day, Anita and her boyfriend, Jack, were out hiking in near Mount Robson, BC, when they were attacked by a grizzly bear...
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Car Sticker Family
Cathie June 17, 2013

That Is Our Story And We Are Sticking To It | By Val Enders

Hubby and I are perfectly matched. Not only am I blind, he’s deaf, so right there it’s a marriage made in heaven. Somehow when we’re in the car driving we get desperate for conversation it seems. We don’t talk about friends or family. Oh no, that would make too much sense, and for us that would be just plain normal. …
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funny airplane
Cathie June 13, 2013

Flying Today Is Safer Than It Used To Be

Do you think that flying today is risky? Aviation has come a long, long way, and if you don’t believe us, check out these actual aircraft regulations for the U.S. Department of the Army from 1920! Regulations For Operation Of Aircraft … Effective January 1, 1920 1. Don’t take the machine into the air unless you are satisfied it will …
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Movie Bought At Garage Sale Solves Seven Year Mystery
Cathie June 4, 2013

Movie Bought At Garage Sale Solves Seven Year Mystery

It was a clear, cool morning May 22nd, 2006, when a small gas station in South Dakota burst into a massive ball of flames. By the the time the volunteer fire department assembled, and drove the tractor pulling a water tank into town, there was only the smoldering remains of an import car, the cash cabin and a collapsed roof, …
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Décor Diva | By Betty Mermelstein
Cathie June 2, 2013

Décor Diva | By Betty Mermelstein

I pulled, tires screaming, into the parking lot of my destination.  It had become my new Saturday morning pacifier.  My comfort zone for décor and room organization:  the second hand shop downtown.  I ran into the store, fueled by my white wall guilt brought on by hours of watching HGTV.  The clerk smiled broadly as she saw me enter. “Excuse …
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horse jumping
Cathie May 1, 2013

Listening Is Important But So Is Following Orders

This is a little story about the importance of following orders. Once a champion jockey was about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and said, “All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly …
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Random Jokes, Questions and Quote Cover
Cathie April 27, 2013

Random Jokes | Questions | Quotes | Part 14

»  A golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course, and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers. The golf pro says, “Sure we do, and they are just $1.00 each.” The guy says he’ll take one, and gives the golf pro a dollar. The pro rings it up, opens the register, puts the dollar in …
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Cloned Woman
Cathie April 24, 2013

Postpone My Clone Please | By Val Enders

I really need a clone, a person exactly like me to share the workload. The technology is there, and I wonder why they haven’t actually done it yet.  I brought the subject of cloning up to Hubby the other night. Me: “I wish I had a clone.” Hubby:  “Hmmm, I don’t know if that would be a good idea.” Me:   …
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drunk
Cathie April 22, 2013

10 Lies Drunk People Tell

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth. –George Burns There are many memorable words that have been spoken throughout history, but there are countless others that should not be memorable, and yet we tend to keep those in mind most. This happens particularly more when …
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superman
Cathie April 18, 2013

Fly Like Superman | Lie Like Big Brother

Two brothers were playing, when the little brother asked whether he could fly like Superman. “Why, sure you can,” encouraged the older brother, “just flap your arms really really hard.” So, his little brother climbed up onto the windowsill, started flapping like mad, then jumped, smashing onto the ground just a few feet below. Hearing her child’s cries, their mother …
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