August 28, 2013
Science Is Out Of Touch With Reality
In a day and age when science does incredible things, I reckon that it remains entirely out of touch with reality.
Humor
August 28, 2013
IVORMD And Deer | By Steven Wilson
There just has to be something in wedding cake that instills what I refer to as a “IVORMD” or a Mark 1 Instant Voice-Over Recorder Modulator Device” into the groom. This gives the men the skill to repeat the last bit of words that their wives have been throwing at them to ensure her that he’s paying attention. I have …
August 20, 2013
Trying To Explain NASCAR To A Yankee Girlfriend | By Steven Wilson
NASCAR and the military have embraced one another. I’m proud to say that every Soldier, Sailor, Airman or Marine in uniform that shows up at a NASCAR sanctioned event is applauded by the crowd as they make their way to their seats. I’ve seen several people stand up and shake the hand of the men and women in uniform at …
August 10, 2013
Peek-A-Boo Where Are You | By Val Enders
There must be other people that live in our house without our knowledge or permission.
August 2, 2013
Dog Muzzles That Owners Will Go Quackers For
It might be the law for your canine companion to wear a dog muzzle when out and about, but that doesn’t mean it needs to be boring! And, apparently attractive either. As if neutering wasn’t humiliating enough, now with a Oppo Dog Muzzle you can transform your best friend into a platypus! Oh, go ahead and bark now big buddy, …
July 25, 2013
A Womans Bathroom Is Like A Battlefield | By Steven Wilson
There’s a certain time in every relationship when a giant leap takes place and it’s a very painful journey for the male of the species...
July 19, 2013
It is 3:00 AM | Shaddup Already | By Val Enders
Hubby and I have lived in the same house for forty years. When we put our roots down, we sink them in deep. We’ve thought about moving, but the thought of cleaning out the garage attic, just makes us shudder. After all, there’s forty years of crapola up there. The neighborhood is generally made up of older couples who, like …
July 19, 2013
The Narcotic Detecting Cat | By Steven Wilson
It’s amazing how something as harmless as a little prank can involve changing a military base’s policy and may affect national security. But it can, and it happened to me. The Spring of 1994 found me at Sheppard Air Force Base, Texas, driving around my nice shiny patrol car, complete with a new, straight out of the box radar gun …
June 25, 2013
Tiny Woman Survives Savage Grizzly Bear Attack
On this particular day, Anita and her boyfriend, Jack, were out hiking in near Mount Robson, BC, when they were attacked by a grizzly bear...
June 17, 2013
That Is Our Story And We Are Sticking To It | By Val Enders
Hubby and I are perfectly matched. Not only am I blind, he’s deaf, so right there it’s a marriage made in heaven. Somehow when we’re in the car driving we get desperate for conversation it seems. We don’t talk about friends or family. Oh no, that would make too much sense, and for us that would be just plain normal. …
June 13, 2013
Flying Today Is Safer Than It Used To Be
Do you think that flying today is risky? Aviation has come a long, long way, so flying today is a whole lot safer. If you don’t believe us, check out these 25 actual aircraft regulations for the U.S. Department of the Army from 1920! Regulations For Operation Of Aircraft … Effective January 1, 1920 1. Don’t take the machine into …
June 2, 2013
Décor Diva | By Betty Mermelstein
I pulled, tires screaming, into the parking lot of my destination. It had become my new Saturday morning pacifier. My comfort zone for décor and room organization: the second hand shop downtown. I ran into the store, fueled by my white wall guilt brought on by hours of watching HGTV. The clerk smiled broadly as she saw me enter. “Excuse …