Hubby and I are perfectly matched. Not only am I blind, he’s deaf, so right there it’s a marriage made in heaven. Somehow when we’re in the car driving we get desperate for conversation it seems. We don’t talk about friends or family. Oh no, that would make too much sense, and for us that would be just plain normal. …
Do you think that flying today is risky? Aviation has come a long, long way, and if you don’t believe us, check out these actual aircraft regulations for the U.S. Department of the Army from 1920! Regulations For Operation Of Aircraft … Effective January 1, 1920 1. Don’t take the machine into the air unless you are satisfied it will …
It was a clear, cool morning May 22nd, 2006, when a small gas station in South Dakota burst into a massive ball of flames. By the the time the volunteer fire department assembled, and drove the tractor pulling a water tank into town, there was only the smoldering remains of an import car, the cash cabin and a collapsed roof, …
I pulled, tires screaming, into the parking lot of my destination. It had become my new Saturday morning pacifier. My comfort zone for décor and room organization: the second hand shop downtown. I ran into the store, fueled by my white wall guilt brought on by hours of watching HGTV. The clerk smiled broadly as she saw me enter. “Excuse …
This is a little story about the importance of following orders. Once a champion jockey was about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and said, “All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly …
» A golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course, and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers. The golf pro says, “Sure we do, and they are just $1.00 each.” The guy says he’ll take one, and gives the golf pro a dollar. The pro rings it up, opens the register, puts the dollar in …
I really need a clone, a person exactly like me to share the workload. The technology is there, and I wonder why they haven’t actually done it yet. I brought the subject of cloning up to Hubby the other night. Me: “I wish I had a clone.” Hubby: “Hmmm, I don’t know if that would be a good idea.” Me: …
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth. –George Burns There are many memorable words that have been spoken throughout history, but there are countless others that should not be memorable, and yet we tend to keep those in mind most. This happens particularly more when …
Two brothers were playing, when the little brother asked whether he could fly like Superman. “Why, sure you can,” encouraged the older brother, “just flap your arms really really hard.” So, his little brother climbed up onto the windowsill, started flapping like mad, then jumped, smashing onto the ground just a few feet below. Hearing her child’s cries, their mother …
A fellow, back from exploring the Upper Amazon, was addressing the gathering at the Explorers Society. “Many wonders I have seen, but none more wondrous than the strange ritual dance the natives perform only once a year, at a certain time. It’s called the “Putcha Dance”. They were all intrigued, and so an expedition was hastily organized so the dance …
Is bishaveuality the new sexual revolution? In a world where we are expected to behave one way in public, then another when at home, why not have the best of both worlds? Let both sides of your personality shine by becoming a bishaveual, and be a part of the new sexual revolution. Now you can let down you hair at …
I don’t know about the rest of the civilized world, but we’re sick and tired of reality shows. We don’t watch much television, but after a busy day, we sometimes turn it on for a bit of relaxation. That’s probably not a good idea, as it seems like this is the time of night when all the crazy reality shows …
