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There must be other people that live in our house without our knowledge or permission.

It might be the law for your canine companion to wear a dog muzzle when out and about, but that doesn’t mean it needs to be boring! And, apparently attractive either. As if neutering wasn’t humiliating enough, now with a Oppo Dog Muzzle you can transform your best friend into a platypus! Oh, go ahead and bark now big buddy, …

Hubby and I have lived in the same house for forty years.  When we put our roots down, we sink them in deep.  We’ve thought about moving, but the thought of cleaning out the garage attic, just makes us shudder.  After all, there’s forty years of crapola up there. The neighborhood is generally made up of older couples who, like …

It’s amazing how something as harmless as a little prank can involve changing a military base’s policy and may affect national security. But it can, and it happened to me. The Spring of 1994 found me at Sheppard Air Force Base, Texas, driving around my nice shiny patrol car, complete with a new, straight out of the box radar gun …

Hubby and I are perfectly matched. Not only am I blind, he’s deaf, so right there it’s a marriage made in heaven. Somehow when we’re in the car driving we get desperate for conversation it seems. We don’t talk about friends or family. Oh no, that would make too much sense, and for us that would be just plain normal. …

Do you think that flying today is risky? Aviation has come a long, long way, and if you don’t believe us, check out these actual aircraft regulations for the U.S. Department of the Army from 1920! Regulations For Operation Of Aircraft … Effective January 1, 1920 1. Don’t take the machine into the air unless you are satisfied it will …

I pulled, tires screaming, into the parking lot of my destination.  It had become my new Saturday morning pacifier.  My comfort zone for décor and room organization:  the second hand shop downtown.  I ran into the store, fueled by my white wall guilt brought on by hours of watching HGTV.  The clerk smiled broadly as she saw me enter. “Excuse …

This is a little story about the importance of following orders. Once a champion jockey was about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and said, “All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly …