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Learned From Kids - Little Boy Pouting With Black Cat
Cathie November 19, 2019

What I Learned From My Children

Today I thought I’d share a list of what I learned from my children. For those who have children, this list is not funny. For those who are pregnant, this list is a warning. For those who have not yet had children, this list is birth control. My children taught me that a king size waterbed holds enough water to …
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Children See Hear Speak No Evil - Funny Kids
Cathie November 19, 2019

Kids Say The Funniest Things | Part 2

Kids Say The Funniest Things Art Linkletter once had a TV show called ‘Kids Say The Funniest Things” that highlighted the marvelous minds of children. Here’s a list of more of the funniest things that kids say. Brittany had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her …
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Angry woman in glasses with warning finger
Cathie November 18, 2019

Things Husbands Should Not Say During Childbirth

Things That Husbands Should Not Say When Their Wives Are Experiencing Childbirth Men, be forewarned that there are certain things that husbands should not say during childbirth. In fact, almost anything heard beyond, “Yes dear” and “You’re right dear” may lead to decapitation and/or the severing of one’s dangly bits. So, whatever you do, don’t say something like: Gosh you’re …
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Children See Hear Speak No Evil - Funny Kids
Cathie November 17, 2019

Kids Say The Funniest Things | Part One

\ Kids Sure Do Say The Funniest Things Kids are vertically challenged comedians of the underage kind, and they say the funniest things. Here’s a collection of childish jewels to get you smiling. A little boy, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell his mother that he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So she fished it out …
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Funny Dog Hiding
Cathie June 7, 2017

21 Funny Dog Hiding Spots

Dogs Can Find Hilarious Places To Hide Funny dog hiding spots can be in hilarious places. You just never know where you might find one. In the refrigerator? Hiding behind/in/under the couch? Or in a laundry hamper. Here are 21 funny dog hiding spots we bet you laugh at.
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Cathie February 24, 2016

30 Great Reasons Why Wives Buy Their Husband’s Clothes

Why wives buy their husband’s clothes. Left to their own devices, some men unleash their sense of fashion and the result can be visually and socially painful. As proof, here are 30 great reasons why wives buy their husband’s clothes, and why men must never be allowed to dress themselves: “Beer Buddies” are the newest rage on beaches around the …
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Animal Tracks In Snow - Santa Paws
Cathie December 1, 2015

Legend of Santa Paws Lives On

Humans have their legend of Santa Claus, but few know of or even care about the animal legend Santa Paws. For you who want to know, here’s the story of a never seen critter; the phantom of the forests; the ninja of neighborhoods and; the footprints by the food bowl known as Santa Paws. Raised by Eagles And Wolves The …
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police lights
Cathie September 28, 2015

Show Him Your Badge

One hot summer afternoon a large, powerfully built police officer pulls into a rancher’s yard, gets out and asks a well weathered old gentleman near the barn who owns it. The old fella tells the officer that he does, and asks what he can do for him. Don’t Go Into That Field The officer informs the aged rancher, “I’m here …
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Funny Parking
Cathie March 9, 2015

20 Drivers Who Parked Like An Idiot

Drivers Who Parked Like Idiots But Didn’t Get Away With It Here are 20 drivers who parked like an idiot, and didn’t get away with it. This is dedicated to all those who deserve to be shamed for their appalling parking skills! Created by Pango USA
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Longaberger basket company
Cathie March 9, 2015

Giant Picnic Basket Office Building

For those who find themselves passing through Newark, Ohio, keep your hands on the wheel, and try not to stare when all of a sudden a massive woven basket weaves into view. No, it is not the home of the Easter Bunny. The giant picnic basket building belongs to the Longaberger Company, an American manufacturer of handcrafted maple wood baskets, …
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Not Your Mother,s Book On Sex
Cathie March 7, 2015

Not Your Mothers Book On Sex

Sex sells. And, it gets people’s attention. The following is a critique of the book “Not Your Mothers Book On Sex” A lot of attention! Sex is as natural as sunshine, yet it is something that folks try their best to keep out of the light of day. But, sex makes the world go around, with most things on this …
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Praylenol
Cathie August 5, 2014

Praylenol | Opiate for the Masses

When neuroscientists identified the exact neural pattern associated with religious fervor, we at pharmaceutical powerhouse, Jones, Swallow & Jones-Moore, thought “how can we...
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