Expressions are a dime a dozen at best. Expressions We Can Do Without Part 1 By Ron Murdock provides a list of useless and senseless expressions that we can do without. You see, there are a great many expressions that are meaningless and provide useless information that no one really needs to know, so I’ve compiled a number of expressions …
Here Are 23 Signs That You’re A Nerd… How can you tell if you’re a nerd? Well, here’s 23 real good signs that you do things in a nerdly fashion that’s peculiar to nerdy personalities. You kiss your girlfriend’s home page. A VRML (virtual walk through a park) is your idea of a good date. Your bookmarks take 15 minutes …
The Rafflesia Arnoldii, also known as the stinking corpse lily, is the world’s largest individual flower and truly a wonder of the plant kingdom. It has been called the giant panda of the plant world. It has been called the “giant panda of the plant world” because this rare and endangered species only occurs in the rain forests of Sumatra …
One Day In Hell, And One Day In Heaven While leaving the legislature one day, a politician is tragically hit by a falling stone and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter. “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “But, before you settle in, there is a problem. We seldom see political officials around here, so …
Memories Are Quite Deceptive Part 1 Memories Are Quite Deceptive Part 2 Memories Are Quite Deceptive Part 3 By Ron Murdock is a gathering of thoughts about our memory processes, and how each of us remembers in a particular way, but in reality it probably isn’t even close to what really happened. It can occur to an individual, or it …
Ancestry of Man explores the Lewis Theory of Human Exile which states that human origin is extraterrestrial. There is not one shred of hard evidence to prove that our ancestors (Cro-magnons) existed on this planet beyond 60,000 years ago. More and more religions are going public with their beliefs about the existence of extraterrestrials, and who they possibly are.
Redneck Wedding Pictures For your viewing enjoyment we’re sharing our redneck wedding picture album. It all started with Billy Bob a pickin’ up his blushin’ bride in a limo when she got off werk at the 7-11. The groom’s daddy drove into Burger King to fetch up the reeception viddles. The bride gets herself dressed for the big to do. …
Today I thought I’d share a list of what I learned from my children. For those who have children, this list is not funny. For those who are pregnant, this list is a warning. For those who have not yet had children, this list is birth control. My children taught me that a king size waterbed holds enough water to …
Kids Say The Funniest Things Art Linkletter once had a TV show called ‘Kids Say The Funniest Things” that highlighted the marvelous minds of children. Here’s a list of more of the funniest things that kids say. Brittany had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her …
